Today was a [adjective] day

Day <^><^><^> in Equestria. You're slowly waking up as you feel your leg brush against something in your bed. It takes your tired mind a second to realize what it is. Fluttershy.

"God damn it, Fluttershy!"

You rip the covers off the bed to confront her. What's left of her, anyway. Fluttershy's severed head is laying on your bed in a pool of blood. As you sit there screaming, you can't help but wonder what you did to piss off the Mafia.

Today was a bad day.