Today was a [adjective] day

Day 10299201 in Equestria. Decide to take a walk in the hills Get your mind off Fluttershy for a while. The crisp, cool air is refreshing. You breathe deep, and take in the silence. Too silent. There aren't even birds chirping. Something is wrong here.

As if on cue, there is a rustling in a nearby bush. Immediately after, a large apelike creature emerges and lets forth a guttural roar. In your fright, you stumble backwards and fall down the side of the hill. You roll head over heels to the bottom and land in a heap. You try to move, but you can't. Your neck is broken.

The terrible creature slowly lumbers down the hill. It stands over you. Then it reaches up and... tears it's own head off!? Oh, it was just a mask. And underneath is- who else? Fluttershy.

"So I guess Bigfoot isn't your fetish?

You'd tell her to fuck off but you were too busy suffocating on your own twisted windpipe.

Today was a bad day.