Today was a [adjective] day

Day gooble in Equestria. You're bored as hell. You decide to take a walk through town, maybe that'll be fun. You see Pinkie Pie bouncing through the streets, saying hi to everyone.Your bored brain hatches an idea. You pull a can of Red Bull and an ounce of cocaine from your pocket, because you totally had that stuff with you. You open the can and dump the cocaine in.

"Hey Pinkie!" You call out and wave her over.

"Hiya, Anon!" Pinkie says cheerfully as she hops over.

"Here, try this." You say, handing her the can. "It's a super yummy new drink I, uh... invented."

"Okie dokie!" She smiles, and chugs the can. Oh man, she's gonna be bouncing off the walls. This is gonna be great!

At first, nothing happens. Then, she begins to vibrate. Faster and faster until...! Her eyes roll back in her head. She falls over onto the ground. Blood begins to pour from her mouth, all over the ground. You get her to the hospital as fast as you can, where she's pronounced DOA.Your mixture of coke and Red Bull caused her heart to explode. You're sentenced to death on the moon. As you float around the cold, barren wasteland of the moon, listening to your own blood begin to boil, one final thought passes through your mind:

Today was a bad day.