Day hooptijoop in Equestria. You're walking down the street when Fluttershy drops a box on you from above. It's only cardboard. It's only big enough to cover your head.

Using your superhuman strength, you escape the trap. You are a robot. You shed your human disguise and chase Fluttershy.

"Primary objective: Eliminate Fluttershy!"

You finally back her into a corner because she forgot she could fly.

"Please, Anon, no! You don't want to do this!"

"Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine!"

You tear her limb from limb with your bare, metal hands. The blood gets into your exposed wires and circuits. You malfunction and die.

Today was a good enough day.

Author's Note

Believe it or not, I was neither drunk nor high for this one.