Today was a [adjective] day

Day XX in Equestria. Fluttershy's constant attempts at guessing your fetish and/or raping you have gotten to be too much. You try to appeal to Celestia to get Fluttershy punished, but Celestia refuses since Fluttershy is an Element of Harmony. Your mind snaps from the injustice. You vow to bring down this corrupt system.

Heading to the nearest port, you highjack a submarine. You fly it straight at Canterlot.

"Admiral Ackbar!" you shout as you crash the submarine into a tower. Turns out the castle is really well built. Nobody gets hurt but you, and you just end up looking like a jackass.

You're put in a full body cast in the hospital. Except your crotch. Fluttershy rapes you every single day until you recover.

Today was a bad day.