Today was a [adjective] day

Day in Equestria. Get up at dawn and go to work. You have a stall in the city square. A few minutes later, you get your first customer. It's Fluttershy. Of course.

"H-hello, Anon..."

You sigh.

"Morning Fluttershy. The usual?"

She nods, blushing. With another deep sigh, you reach out and stick your fingers inside her.

"Oh my! Oh, a little to the left."

You groan as you comply.

"Oh Anonymous, I love having your fingers inside me!"

Shuddering, you finally hit your mark. You pull a large booger, followed by a trail of snot, from her nose. Your job is picking ponies noses, because they don't have fingers. Fluttershy tosses a few bits in front of you.

"I'll make sure to come back soon!" She says with a wink. She doesn't use her eye. You vomit.

Today was a bad day.