Day shit in Equestria. You're walking through Ponyville. Some yellow pony is following you. You think she has a crush on you or something. Looking around, you grimace in disgust.

"Look how shitty this town has become. I can't wait until it's destroyed."

"Well, maybe you could try to help it get better, instead of complaining about how bad it is."

You look down at the yellow pony.

"Who the fuck are you?"

"Gettin real tired of your bullshit, Anon."

She leaves. You die alone.

Today was a bad day.

Author's Note

A little explanation needed for this one. In this particular thread, Anon represents me, and Fluttershy represents Zuul. AiE threads have always been full of spam, trolling, and shitposting. I happened to mention I was getting sick of it. Zuul, an old AiE writer at the time, told me to try and help it improve instead of complain. It was a big joke at the time to pretend nobody knew who he was, saying "Who the fuck is Zuul?" Hence my "Who the fuck are you?" line.

I wouldn't have put this here, it being so esoteric and all, but skipping over it would have fucked up my numbering system and I'd rather include this story than accidentally skip over another.