Day WITHHELD in Equestria. You're hanging out with Fluttershy because you're hitting that. Suddenly, she goes for a kiss. She forces her tongue in your mouth. Your own tongue retaliates, trying to dominate hers. They begin to battle one another.

Her tongue slams into yours, causing you to jump in pain. You try to pull away, but to your horror find your teeth have intertwined with hers, forcing your mouths together until the fight is over. Your tongue slams back into hers, putting hers on the defensive. Both tongues grow arms, and start duking out out old school. A stiff hook from her tongue leaves your own bleeding. Your tongue grabs a bottle off the ground a breaks it. It stabs her tongue several times in it's tonguey chest. Your tongue stands triumphantly over the bloody corpse of Fluttershy's tongue.

Finally, your teeth untangle and you both rush to the hospital. Her tongue is pronounced DOA and yours is arrested for murder.

Today was a bad day.

Seriously. Your tongues don't fight when you kiss. Stop writing that shit.

Author's Note

I wrote this because it was annoying that almost EVERY kissing scene mentioned "dominating" the others tongue, and them "submitting".