Day YOLO in Equestria. You're sneaking through the night, towards Fluttershy's cottage. Without making a sound, you open her door, and enter. With stealth that would put a ninja to shame, you approach Fluttershy's bed. You stare down at her, sleeping peacefully. You slowly reach out to her... And flick her ear.

"Hey Fluttershy."

She jerks awake, shocked to see you standing in her house.

"A-Anon? What are you doing here?"

"I'm bored. Aren't you going to try and guess my fetish?"

She glances at the clock.

"Anon, it's six in the morning, you know I don't start that until at least noon!"

"Oh, ok..."

She slumps back down into her bed. Dejected, you sulk from her house and return home. You crawl into bed, and stare at the clock.

So far, today was a bad day.

Author's Note

This is a joke about how people would complain at 4, 5, 6 in the morning that nobody was posting anything.