Day 420 in Equestria. You're relaxing on your porch, smoking a joint, because ponies don't give a FUCK. Your bro Rainbow Dash flies down to where you're sitting.

"Hey Anon!" She coughs from all the smoke. "What is THAT stuff?"

"It's marijuana. You smoke it and it makes you feel awesome. Wanna try it?"

"Buck yeah!"

She takes the joint, and takes a man hit. She tries to hold it in, but starts coughing up a lung.

"Haha, you don't cough, you don't get off!"

Problem is, she doesn't stop. It gets worse and worse until eventually specs of blood start flying out. She collapses on your porch and vomits a mixture of bile and blood. You get her to the hospital as fast as you can. She's pronounced DoA. Turns out weed is highly toxic to ponies. Who knew? Marijuana is banned from Equestria, and you spend the rest of your life in the dungeons for killing an Element of Harmony.

Today was a bad day.

Author's Note

Guess what date I wrote this on?

Everyone else was doing their pot stories, so of course I had to do one.