Today was a [adjective] day

Day Luddite in Equestria. Years without internet has slowly been driving you insane. You assemble a mishmash of cardboard boxes to resemble a PC, a typewriter for a keyboard, and carrier pigeons to pretend you can at least send email with a really bad connection. It's not so bad.

For the most part, everyone plays along. Twilight sends you mail about her newest discoveries. Rarity mails you coupons for her clothing. Fluttershy even mails you porn of herself to simulate porn spam.

Wait a minute... You never TOLD her about porn spam.

Fucking Fluttershy.