Today was a [adjective] day

Day D.A.R.E. in Equestria. Constantly bored out of your mind, you begin to wonder if ponies have drugs. You decide to see if Zecora has any drugs. Because she's good with plants and potions and stuff, not because she's black. You fucking racist.

You knock on the door of her hut, and wait for her to open it.

"Ah, Anonymous, do come in! It is so nice to see you again."

You crouch down and enter her tiny hut.

"Hey, Zecora. I was just wondering if you had any drugs or anything."

"I think I may have what you seek. But I'm afraid the price is steep."

"Well, I don't really have a lot of money, so..."

She eyes you up and down.

"If euphoria you want to feel, I think that me can make a deal..."

"What did you have in mind?"

"I've not be laid in oh so long. I'll give you drugs in exhange for schlong."

"So... you want me to fuck you as payment for drugs?"

"The terms are set, now make it quick. I want to feel your hot monkey dick!"

With a sigh, you drop your pants as she lifts her tail, and you enter her. Turns out she's a screamer. Wonderful.

"COME NOW ANON, DON'T BE A SLACKAH! MAKE ME CUM YOU GODDAMN CRACKAH!"

You pound away until she finally squash soups everywhere. She gives you a baggie with a green plant inside.

"Do come back if you ever need more. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to mop my floor."

You go home and smoke some of it. It's oregano.

Today was a bad day.