Pinkie was up to Anon.

:Hiya Anon!" she says

"Go away Pinkie, I hate you."

"lol nobody hates me, Anon!"

"I pretend homeless ponies are you, and I burn them."

"That's not a very nice thing to say, Anon"

Using the mystical magic words, Anon opens portal to the dark realms. Pinkie Pie is sucked inside. She is transported to the lair of Beelzebub, lord not of the dance, but of the flies.

Today was a good day.

Author's Note

I was QUITE high when I wrote this.