My new upside-down inside-out life

by PhantomPhoenix

"I just had to wake up today." (edited)

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Chapter 1

Sup the names Amos. I am a seventeen year old student, very exciting I know. I’m 5’7, have brown/blond hair, I weigh 152 lbs., I have light tan skin, and I have brown eyes that turn slightly gold in the summer. I like video games, have a very active imagination, and all around awesome guy, Humble too. This is the story of how I became a god of chaos.

Well that escalated quickly.

Let’s start at the beginning shall we boys and girls. I live, lived, in Philly near 69th street, don’t worry if you don’t know where that is just look it up on Google or something, it’s why God made the internet. It was the last day of my sophomore year and I was walking through my short cut in a park to my apartment. When I spotted a very good friend of mine, Erisa. She was sitting on a park bench feeding the birds as usual. Erisa was an old friend of my mom and dad, she is thirty-five year old black woman, she has brown braided hair and she always wears sun glasses, but she isn’t blind, so I don’t know what color her eyes are. I’ve known her for most of my life, she’s really fun to talk to and always has a good story to tell, she may look thirty-five but she’s a lot wiser than a normal women her age, personally I think she’s older. DO NOT, tell her I said that. Anyway I saw her said "hey" and waved, and then she looked toward me smiled and waved me to come over.

“Hey handsome how are ya.” She started giving me a warm hug.

“Not bad just got out of school for summer, how are you today good looking.” I said returning the hug and chuckling slightly

“Can’t complain, and that’s good to hear so what else is new.” She said releasing the hug and sitting down, chuckling as well.

Then we talked about are day so far, how our jobs were going , you know , casual stuff. It’s always a good time talking to Erisa about anything really. After about thirty minutes she asks me a question that changed my life forever.

“Hey Amos, what would you do if you were given the opportunity to go to a different world?” she asked while carrying a distant stare and her face. “Would you go or would you let the opportunity slide away?”

I shrugged and said “I think I would go, it would depend on where and what I would have with me though. But I would still go, it would be just way to good of an opportunity. ”

“What if you could never come back?” There was no expression shown in her face.

This is getting really weird really fast.

I thought for awhile weighing out the pros and cons, what I would loss and what there was to be gained “I would still want to go, I mean it’s not like a whole lot going for me here.”
She looked at me and put on a big smile and pulls out a small wooden box then handed it to me which I then opened to revel it contained a small, flat, yellowy gold crystal and an envelope with my name on it.

“What’s this for?” I asked slightly confused. Ok really confused this whole conversation has been strangely ominous.

“It’s everything you’ll need on your trip; just remember to make friends with the locals. Have fun. Don’t make too much trouble. And if you see my son, say “hi” for me. ” she say adding even more to my confusion.

“What trip? Locals of where? YOU HAVE A SON!?”I shouted

She smiled again and said “You’ll see.”

She stood up and snapped her fingers and a shotgun appeared in her hand pointed it at me, before I could ask her what she was doing or how she got it, she pulled the trigger and shot me in the head with a fist bullet thing, it hit and pushed me, through the black hole looking portal behind me. As soon as my head was in I started to go unconscious.
I swear I heard Erisa say something before I was knocked out. “Sorry. I’ll see ya later my friend. Enjoy your new life.” The way she said it was weird because she sounded excited and sad for me at the same time or something. I couldn’t tell I was too shocked by the fact that my best friend SHOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN!!!
But you know whatever; it happens what you can do. My thinking was getting harder and harder, then like a light I was out.

-Meanwhile in Cantorlot Castle the Royal garden.

/ Perspective Luna/

-The setting is in third person. After that it’s in first.

It was a warm summer’s night in Equestria and the princess of the night, Luna, was in the garden tending to her night blossoms, one of the few nocturnal flowers she has found in the world, there were only like 12 different kinds, but the night blossoms are her favorite.
The whole day was just sleep and paper worked for me, and by Faust was it boring, at least now I could just relax in garden.

With no one to talk to.

At all.

Just me.

Alone.

In the dark.

“……”

Sigh. “Bored now.” I said aloud to no pony in peculiar with a sigh I then flopped on the grass lying there staring at her night sky. Everything has been so dull since Twilight Sparkle became an Alicorn nothing interesting at all has been happing, the only thing I’ve got to look forward to is Nightmare Night and that’s in almost three months.
Sigh.

I was just staring into my night, when I saw a shooting star. This was odd since I didn’t make it. But something was off about this star because it wasn’t dissipating like normal, if anything it was getting brighter. Something was falling from space and heading straight for Ponyville it was alarming to say the least. But I wasn’t going to freak out, no I am a princess and I’m going to act as such.

I then processed to run into the Castle yelling at the lungs for my sister to be awoken and the Night guards to form up and head straight to the village, so we could go save as many ponies as we could from the fiery ball a death heading toward them. No pressure. And I did it like a princess should. As fast as possible.

-Mean while back in the human world

Erisa was sitting on the bench where she had sent Amos to Equestria thinking to herself. Then she said aloud.
“Looks like I just spiced things up again, I hope my little Amos appreciates what I did for him and doesn’t hate me for it. It was the only why I could save him from this worlds fate. Well at least I explained it in the letter I gave him. Things are going to get very interesting in the peaceful land of Equestria.”

-fin


Author's Note

“Well that was an existing first chapter.”
Just so we are clear on few things:
-this is after season 3
-the ponies are anthro ponies
-Amos is not going to be a pony he is staying human
-this story was a recurring dream I’ve been having so decided to just write the dame thing already.
-I hope you’ve enjoyed the story so far I know have.
-I’ll have the next chapter soon but right now I’m tired and my fingers hurt so yeah see ya.

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