Harmony's Decent into Twilight

Chapter 3: diabolic disasters of devastating destruction

(somewhere completly difffrent from where we were before)

Cinnamon Bun was at her cottage doing the normal things a mare with months worth of grease in her hair would be erotically doing. She was erotically interrupted when suddenly Dicksward king of chaos and and erotic parkour seemed to just erotically slither out of her erotic eye socket.

“CINNABUN!” Dickward erotically screamed out as he took a good look at the greasy and erotic faggot.

“Um, I would actually prefer if you called me by my full nam-”

“ITS TIME TO PONI PONI!” SCREAMED SQUIDCORD AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.

“Oh no…”

“OH YESSSSSSS!” screamed squidcord as he.

erotically mounted the greasy dirt pony.

Then suddenly a portal opened erotically trying to suck the desert food pony in.

“FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITNIGGERS” screamed cinnabun as she tried to get away but it was all for naught as the portal sucked harder and harder than the Spy kids movies. Soon she was completely sucked into the portal. clowncore dry humped her the whole time

But before anyone could erotically blink their erotic vaginas, there was an erotic sudden typhoon!

Finally there was sudden peace amongst the portal as everyone was forced into absolute sudden hyper erotic orgy party eight.

And suddenly rabid squirrels from Planet 9 OMG, SO FUCKING KAWAII DESU!!!!111!!!one-tyone one eleven! lept from the pushes and began to assault everypony with plasma weapons of mass destructification. The group, however, had plasma weapons of far greater destructification hidden in their extremely erotic assholes and proceeded to remove them with haste as they waged a year long war in only hours that laid waste to the entirety of the undersea world of Tartlantisius Magoi Retrdariii the fifty-ninth.

Then suddenly they were again in Ponyville. They did not know how or why, but not a single pony asked a question because they knew it was more erotic that way. Now that they were back in Equestria though, they noticed that everything was erotically dancing to an unheard but obviously super erotic beat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0 And with this epicly erotic beat playing unheard throughout all of Equestria, there was no longer a single pony who could resist the erotic dance. Except Neck Beard who wasn’t a horse, he was a fat sweaty faggot that couldn't stop beating his throbbing veiny meat stick all the time or eating cake.

“Shit, i can’t stay here much longer! My contract says that if i do too much physical activity i'll lose weight!” then Neck Beard teleported somewhere different.

SUddenly, a throbing horde of dicks popped out of the air and began ejaculating at will towards all of the very lucky participants of the fiasco.

“Quck we need you” Pricess celery said to copper since you probably forgot he was a character in this so you needed a reminder “We must Canterlot!” and then they were at the canterjizz. In theeir she told him that clouds have teemed up with and are attacking equestula.

“Since your a faggot who hasn’t gotten nothin done yet I got a faggot thats slightly better than you” she then showed him the greasy haired fuck thats supposed to be cinnnabun still being dry humped by clownsore “What in Shangra-la’s ever lasting fucks do you people want from me?” she said very elqounitly and ladylike

“You don’t honestly believe that you can control the empire with such malevolence, do you Neck Beard?” Twilight Sparkle inquired, the oter mane six in fighting stance beind her. Copper was currently curled up into a ball because he couldn’t stand the pure might of Neck Beard and his bearded neck.

“But, of course, I do, foolish horses,” Neckbeard replied, wielding his .22 shotgun and pointed it to the currently unconsciou Celestia.

“I will not allow you to take this kingdom, Neck Bear, “ Twligj Said with a passion in her eyes as she charged up her laser beam spell.

And so the Empire was finally brought to a time of great peace and tranquility by the end of Neckbread. From this came many, many years of absolute happiness and joy and rainbows reigned supreme over the skies for days at a time. Everypony was extremely satisfied when the night came and they slept, though it was not long before they found out that they were in a DREAM! LGBT, GAIZ,

ZOMG!!!111ONEONEONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn5N9B3UG1g