Harmony's Decent into Twilight

Chapter one: Electric Boogaloo

Copper was partaking in some incredibly erotic bananas while all the mares at the picnic were swooning over his abs, especially Suzy Ruby Sapphire Emerald Shores. Rainbow Dassh then reached for her moistening ice cream as Copper slid five consecutive hot dogs from the plate into his mouth, buns and all. Copper realised that the buns had fridge mold on them and threw up all over his dick. It took about 15 minutes to clean all the puke off of his throbbing meat stick with his mouth. Cadance assisted in getting some out of his guce.

“Just who is this guy?” asked Rainbow Dash with a trembling voice.

“I don’t know,” Twilight replied, “but he’s got one talented mouth.”

“I want that mouth on mine!” whimpered Fluttershy, erotically, like cousins taking a bath together with the water at just the right temperature. It was really erotic.

“We could all share and have a party!” Pinkie said extremely erotically.

“Oh my darling, he just simply looks so darling don’t you agree darling?” Rarity spouted erotically out to no one whatsoever.

“God, shut the fuck up, Rarity, you little goddamn bitch!” yelled Shining Armor as he erotically punched her in the face. “No one likes you, you’re better off hanging yourself!”

“You tell him, hubby,” Cadance purred, pawing at Shining Armor’s crotch.

“So, Conn... err… Copper, how erotic are you today?” asked Twilight erotically.

“I’m feeling VERY erot- You know, I’m feeling too erotic, Twilight. Would you please violently fuck me up the butt with a magic dildo?” asked Copper.

“Abso-fucking-lutely.”

Twilight then transformed into a giant, erotic version of Big Mac. He had a huge flaccid penis that erotically swung to and fro like a construction crane. Copper’s eyes glistened as he stared into the abyss of Twilight Mac’s dickhole. Copper then climbed into the wet slimy hole and nuzzled in there like an autistic baby in a blanket being fucked by my uncle. Soon enough Twilight Mac came so hard that Copper came spurting out like some sort of cheesy, yeast-smelling water park slide.

“Dicks!” screamed Applejack as she flew into the sunset and blew up in the giant ball of gas that stalked all life in equestria.

“Shit. Gotta go clean that up.” said Celestia, fingering her asshole. After she took her hoof out of her festering shit hole, she licked all the residue off. The shit resembled what she had for lunch, a hairy milky cum sack. Celestia then flew off into the sun and burnt up just like that other lesbo-faggot, Rarity or whatever that transgendered dick head’s name was.

“Man this makes my undeveloped penis so unbelievably hard and erect.” Copper erotically spewed.

Copper’s penis then became so thick and erect that the skin on his dick ripped.

“My penis sense is tingling!” shouted Copper as he turned around to face a large fatty pile of meat staring menacingly and eroticly down at him.

“I found you dirty Whorses! Now hop up on santa’s lap so I can shove my fat and veiny meat stick into your shitty sausage pockets.” Then Neck Beard had a heart attack and died. He ate too much salt. And shit. Diabetes is SRS ISSUS TO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!1. fangz (get it cuz im goffik GTFO) 2 my bff raven u rocka grl MCR rox 666 !1111111111111123

“Wow that was the most flaccid i have ever been in my entirely short life l0l.” Said some faggot named Copper. Fluttershy then ran over to Neck Beard’s corpse and ravagely feasted on his meat and two veg. Neck Beard, even while dead, came butter and mayonnaise (cause he’s a fatass lel).

“H0LY SHIT GAT AWAY FROM SLUTTERSHIT  NOOOOOW!!!!!1” screamed Luna as her mouth foamed and she fell to the ground. She broke her skull on impact due to the fact that she was using her projectile shitting powers to lunge her into the erotically soft jagged grass. The grass then engulfed her entire body and drained her of her blood. After she landed she then smoked the grass and yelled “420 BLAZE IT FAGG0TS.”

“This has been quite the peaceful evening wouldn’t you say?.” said Applejack HOLY CUNTING SHIT SHE’S ALIVE.

“Oh my I must agree” said a rather ravishing looking bear with a top hat and light up sketchers.

“You are quite the darling, darling.” responded Applejack.

“Would you like a cup of tea?” asked the lavender unicorn known as Pinkie Pie.

“No thank you, dar-”

“YOU BETTER DRINK THIS FUCKING TEA FAGGOT.” screamed Pinkie Pie as she shoved the tea cup down Applejack’s throat and ejaculated all over the fashionista's beautiful mane.

Applejack then woke up from getting facefucked by Shining Armor’s hoof and washed her mane with the jizz like erotic shampoo.

“HELLO MY LITTLE BONERS,”said DickSward erotically out of complete cocksucking nowhere, “IS IT TIME TO PONI PONI?”

“Not now DickSward, we’re busy having a super kawaii desu amazingtastic desu sugoi kibou adventure in my dick,” Twitlit Sporkle said oh so erotically, Copper being housed in her aforementioned dick hole.

Copper new ths ws srs bsnss, so Bad-Vampire-Book Bad-Music-Movie pissed Copper out of her penis shaft.

“Holy fuck look at the dick on that horse!” the camera guy yelled and zoomed in. The horses then suddenly noticed a human and erotically butt raped him to death.

“God this place is annoying my pubes off! It looks like it’s time to send you faggots off to another world” then DickSward opened a portal in the form of a shit-caked anus to bikini bottom and shoved horses right on in.

So Copper and Suzy Ziggy Starcunt Thunderdick Shores were shat out by the rectum portal into another forest. Suddenly Eren Jaeger and Mikasa Ackerman ceased their erotic threesome with Levi-Heichou Sama and found the two standing out with their dicks out.

“Whoa, da fuck are you?” asked Eren as jizz dribbled down his chin in a very erotic fashion.

“Eren you shut your cum filled ass up before I shove my cock in it,” Levi-Heichou moaned erotically.

“I’m sorry for interrupting your bodaciously erotic sexcapades,” Copper stated in a Cockney accent. “But we seem to be lost and we need to get home to Horsetown and stop Neckbeard from raping our villages, burning our women, and erotically destroying our way of life!

“Did you say Neckbeard?” whispered Eren erotically. “That nigger ate the titan that ate my mom (inception refrence lolol). I will assist you in your epic quest, but first you must help Mikasa-niichan and Levi-Heichou cum inside each other.”

Suddenly, Copper burst into two new Coppers like a fuckfest of multiplying bacteria. The looks they gave each other were beyond the previously eroticness of the erotic scenes “I’m ready,” the two Coppers said simultaneously. Then they both fucked Eren and Mikasa together. Levi then cried tears of blood because he had nobody to have noodles of sex with. And it was extremely erotic.

“I’ll let you fuck me, Levi-Heichou Senpai Sensei Sandwhich Sama Chan onisama,” sighed Suzy Braus Springsteen as she took off her dress and her G-sized bra. “You’re so sexy kawaii.”

“Fangs,” Levi said, giving Suzy Creamcheese the Neko-Neko face. Sappire Bob Saget Raven Shores Dark’ness then smothered her Cheeto dusted tits all over Levi-Heichou’s peniscock.

 And it was extremelyly erotic. So erotic in fact, that everyone died except they didn’t in fact it mostly likely didn’t kill them at all but I digress for something else is happening, Like the urge to get plastered. and remember small children! defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

“So what is your name, my sexy kawaii erotic desu desu ponie?” Mikasa asked erotically to Copper.

“I do not remember my name, my sweet sexy and erotic faggotcakes, but I will try to think of one as soon as possible. How about Shadow Critic Darkflayme? It’s so edgy you could cut your dick off by erotically staring at it. Erotically.”

“HOLY FLAMING ROCK HARD BALLS!” Levi-Heichou cried at the erotic name, and then he came blood, and then Mikasa and Eren came erotically and then the pones came as well but even more erotically while cumming to that cum. And then their cum came but not quite as erotically as the others. Then all the colt cuddlers left. It wasn’t their style.

Suddenly, their semen cumbined (lel, geddit) and turned into a really.erotic set of shitting dick-nipples. It was……………………………………………………… Neckbeard!!!

“WTF I THOUGHT U WAS PERMABANNHAMMERED” screamed Shadow Critic Darkeflayme eroticly.

“WAY PAST COOL! THE PARTY VAN CAN’T TOUCH MY DICK. I’M THE FASTEST RIDE IN TOWN.”

(copper looks toward sound)

To Be Continued….?