A Derpy Hooves Story
Chapter 6: Unexpected Help
Previous Chapter"STOP!!!", a voice shouted.
Derpy looked over at the outbursting pony in shock. It was none other than Thunderlane.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT A PONY DOES, NO ONE DESERVES TO LOSE THEIR FOAL. ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS GONE THROUGH AS MUCH AS DERPY HAS!!!", he finished.
Remove him from--- he was cut off.
What Derpy saw next shocked her more.
"This is not 20% cool, this isn't 0% cool, this isn't 20% uncool, this is 20,000% uncool!!!" Rainbow Dash, shouted.
The Judge didn't even get past a stutter before he was interrupted again.
More shock on Derpy's face, this time it was Soarin of the wonderbolts.
"No one deserves this kind of thing. It is totally unfair. I don't care what happens to me. You can't do this to somepony. It is completely unfair. Derpy has gone through enough.", Soarin said.
"Do you want to be removed from the wo---" again he was cut off.
"He won't be getting cut" ,somepony said
Derpy almost fainted in shock, the voice had belonged to Spitfire.
"I don't like Derpy, I don't think anypony does and I may have read that letter with cold feelings, but now is the truth. This is completely barbaric. You cannot remove a young foal from its mom. It is completely unjust, I will not allow it, and if I have to leave the wonderbolts because of stopping this, dammit, I will." Spitfire finished.
"Spitfire, Soarin not only are you stripped of being wonderbolts, you along with Rain---"
"Shut your fucking mouth." replied Spitfire.
Before anypony could say anything she resumed talking.
"I have a very special guest here to talk to you, a VERY special one.
10 minutes passed by.
"Well you are being banished from Cloudsdale for false acc--"
THOU SHALL SHUT THY MOUTH.
The Judge froze. It couldn't be.
A dark blue mare appeared behind Spitfire.
"P-p-p-princes Luna??", the judge asked, horrified.
Luna began talking, still using her royal canterlot voice, but without the 'we'' and the 'thy' and 'thou'
I WAS SENT A MESSAGE BY FLEET-FOOT. IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO UNFAIRLY TAKE AWAY A FOAL THAT IS HELPLESS. THIS PEGASUS, DERPY HOOVES, WILL NOT BE HANDING HER FOAL TO YOU. INSTEAD YOU WILL BE HANDING ME YOUR GAVEL AND BADGE. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY RELIEVED AS JUDGE OF THE GOVERNMENT OF CLOUDSDALE. YOU ARE ALSO HEREBY BANNED FROM CLOUDSDALE. I CANNOT UNDO THE BANISHMENT OF DERPY HOOVES, BUT I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RETURN EITHER. NOW, BEGONE!
A huge flash of light erupted and the Judge and Luna were gone.
There was a note on the Judge's Stand.
Spitfire read it.
"Derpy Hooves, you are hereby banished from Cloudsdale, but you shall retain full authority over your young foal, Dinky Hooves. The Judge has been banished from Cloudsdale, we will find a replacement soon enough. But time is up. You must leave Cloudsdale at the conclusion of this sentence and note.
-Princess Luna"
Derpy cried that she had to leave Cloudsdale, but was happy that she got to keep Dinky.
Nopony said anything. Derpy took this as a sign to leave, and she left flying far away.
==END Flashback==
"Wow." was all that Twilight could say.
"I love my mommy", Dinky said.
"Mommy loves you too", Derpy replied.
==End Chapter 6==
