Rage of the Cage

“I must introduce you to the team “, said Whooves. Nicolas Cage stood there, still suffering because his boner was too hard, as three ponies and a human entered the room by a door on the side. The Doctor indicated a yellow pony with a grey mane. “This is Daring Do, the greatest adventurer ever. She once even explored Tom Cruise’s anal cave.” “Incredible!”, said Cage. Pointing at apink pony, Whooves then said “This is Shimmer Mint, the most fuckable pussy in the Universe.” Now pointing at a pony with a turban, he stated “This is Osama Bin Ballin, the most idiotic terrorist in the world. And this…”, he turned his head to the man, “Is spy, the most butthurt faggot on earth. Always trying to fuck Daring, he can turn invisible and wear paper masks that serve no purpose whatsoever.” Nicolas Cage was still confused. Whooves added “We are the P team and our job is to… SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Save the world? From what?” Nicolas said. The Doctor just told him “Oh, you’ll see.”