The Lonely Farm Stallion and The Big Uh Oh!

Big Mac, a lonely stallion that was usually hard at work, was on the line with Candy Clit. He had never used a phone before because he never had a reason to use technology. He was a simple pony, who enjoyed the simple things. Recently he has been unable to sleep at night without masturbating. He started masturbating when he had been under that love poison effect and was almost married to Cheerilee. Being that intimate with a mare awoke his hidden desires.

He usually had kept himself in check by working a full day of intense labor. It quelled any arousal the farm stallion may have been subjected to. With the lack of material to arouse him into masturbating, he was becoming desperate for something to get off on. He was afraid he might do something taboo if his hormones weren't kept at bay.

When he saw the ad in the paper, he just knew the phone sex service could save him. "Um Candy Clit... sounds... tasty?" He was nervous and his voice hinted fear. He would have been manly but he didn't want to wake his sleeping family up. It was usually past his normal time of rest, and the mares in his family were all knocked out.

Still he knew that Applejack would sometimes would wake up in the middle of the night. He didn't want to get caught doing something so shameful, because he was usually in control of himself. His first step into the madness that was being able to express fantasies was not going as well as he planned.

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Fluttershy could sense how nervous he was and decided that she had to take charge before she lost her first customer. "Hey big boy, if you want to taste the candy then you have to speak up. Don't worry, I will be gentle with you." She looked over some cue cards on what to say in case the caller was unable to openly express his desires.

She heard the voice on the other side of the phone respond with "Oh... I need ta know if this will be a secret... I can't have anyone knowin' what we talkin' about, ya hear?" He questioned with concern. He had a reputation to maintain and couldn't let it be sullied by his lustful urges.

"Don't worry lover boy, your secrets are mine to keep. I shall keep my lips sealed over your secret as if it was a delicious cock." She blushed at her words. She looked over to see Angel giving her a thumbs up.

"Alright.. ahem... I want ya to pretend yer my sister." That shameful request made Fluttershy sick.

"Um... excuse me, but I think you just said you wanted me to be your sister?" She wasn't sure if her phone was messing up.

"Ya heard me, I want ya to pretend yer related ta me and all." He was more sure of himself.

Fluttershy thought Big Mac, of all ponies, would be into normal things. She wasn't sure what the hay went on in that farm now. "So, ya want me ta talk like this?" She tried mimicking the accent the Apple family had.

"Close enough, and I want ya ta make them grunting noises as if ya was bucking trees." He started rubbing his cock in anticipation at hearing noises and dirty talk. He wasn't aware of how loud his voice was becoming.

"Hey there big brother, I am just," she made a grunting sound that mimicked Applejack's own. "Bucking trees for the harvest season." She was unsure of how she sounded. She wasn’t able to fully mimic Applejack’s accent and was scared she was failing at her role. “Yer lookin’ at me buck the trees ain’t ya? Alright,” she grunted again while getting into it. “Keep watchin’ and I’ll keep buckin them trees for ya.”

Big Mac was now rubbing his engorged stallionhood as she kept talking. He wasn't in it for the accuracy, just in it for the simulated experience. In his mind he was out in the orchard watching his sister buck trees while sweat was dripping down her body. He had fell into a perverse fantasy. He was watching his sister buck another tree, her grunts increasing as the mare on the phone was giving one hell of an oral performance. The sister in his vision was lip syncing to the one on the phone. Applejack’s body moving slowly as her tail swayed, to and fro, giving Big Mac a view of her dripping slit. His cock was now eager for more, and he decided to switch the fantasy up a bit.

"Alright now, I want ya to be a teacher... I want ya ta teach me the numbers, and make it sexy." He demanded while fapping on the phone.

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Applejack was slowly stirring in her sleep, she could have sworn she was hearing her name being called out and some pony moaning. She was slowly rubbing her eyes and checking to see if it was morning. When she noticed the moon still in the sky she got upset. "Can't a darn mare get any rest around here?" She asked the empty room.

She was hearing the strange noises grow in volume and was getting up to investigate it. She slowly walked out her room and started checking on her siblings. Her first thought was that Applebloom was up or having a bad dream. Applejack went into her little sister’s room and noticed the sleeping filly. She smiled at the sight of her angelic looking sister and headed out to continue investigating the noises.

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"Oh no! Bad boy! Two plus two doesn’t equal five, I will have to punish you for that." She was trying her hardest to sound like a kinky teacher but couldn't get the mood right.

"Teacher, I'm mighty sorry but I can't learn with my 'ruler' sticking out." He said trying to keep the fantasy going. To be fair, Fluttershy wasn't doing too bad in his mind. She was just not able to capture the magic of his fantasy.

"Oh, maybe I should do something about that ruler... maybe I shall... lick it?" She asked unsure.

"Yes! Lick my ruler Cheeri-teacher." He corrected himself before continuing his demand. "Then shove it in your ‘cubby-hole’." He grunted excitedly as he was furiously moving his hoof over his large and thick appendage. The size of the member was impressive for a stallion who wasn't using it. He was enjoying the scenarios that he was able to sort of live out, even if it was awkward.

"Naughty boy! Now stay still while I lick this massive ruler." Fluttershy started making lewd sucking noises, her luck of having spare cucumbers helped her simulate the sounds of sucking a stallion’s cock. Her mouth wrapped around the cucumber and she sucked it with intensity. Soon she was forgetting it was just to tease a pony and was enjoying herself. "Oh yeah... such a huge ruler you have... I might have to carefully clean it with my tongue."

His mind played out another fantasy. He was in a classroom, alone with a mare. Candy Clit, in his mind, was dressed in a nightie meant for ponies. She had a nice frame and a mane styled up like Cheerilee's. The coat was a buttery yellow and her hair was a vibrant pink. His eyes were glued to her dripping marehood and he licked his lips. Inside the fantasy his massive cock had grown erect and she could see it. As soon as the temptress he dreamt up noticed it, she latched her mouth on his thick and elongated member. His mind was filling his head with visualizations of Candy Clit sucking his cock without inhibitions. She was sliding her tongue all over his throbbing shaft. Steam had begun spewing from his nose while his brain kept fantasizing. His mind, which continued assaulting him with dirty thoughts, wasn’t paying much attention to the world around him.

His body was getting tense, his mind was still showing him a fantasy that he wished wouldn’t end. The image of Candy Clit’s mouth bobbing furiously up and down his large appendage made him finally reach his limits. The fantasy was about to end as he was ready to release. His mind snapped back to reality, he noticed he was spending a lot of money on this expensive call.

Big Mac was feeling his cock about to explode, he knew he had already wasted time with the preparation, but this service was getting really good. He had no idea such wonders existed because of technology. "Oh my... teacher if you keep sucking my ruler..." He was trying to explain he was about to cum but was too close to orgasm to even whisper anything. He was about to blow his load all over the desk in which the phone was on, but before he could shoot out, the door suddenly opened and he turned to face the intruder.

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Applejack was angry enough to charge in. She was certain of what was going on in Big Mac’s room and was infuriated with his noisy moans. She didn't bother knocking, she wanted him to see the anger he caused to arise in her from being woken this late at night. She opened the door and started to yell just as Big Mac turned and ended up shooting his thick load at her.

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The moment was slowed down by time as if a grand play was being performed. It had to be seen with the intensity that was building up prior to the final act. The empty silence almost echoed out a song. The moment slowly began to play out as the music set an ambiance.

Big Mac's cock had shot, in slow motion, semen that was heading towards Applejack's face, the slow moving seed almost appeared as bullets. The sound of regret and shame exited Big Mac's mouth as he bellowed a "Nooooo!" while his appendage shot offending liquids at his sister. He was unable to stop himself, and as a result, was trapped in the shameful moment that time had extended.

Time slowly ticking by as the bullets of liquid shame were nearing its target. The beautiful silence had become a harmonic melody, the sounds enhanced the dramatic moment. The bullets slowly closing in on Applejack, who had become the target by her sudden intrusion. There was nothing left but the sounds of splatters to accompany such blissful music.

Applejack had a look of rage, disgust, and shock as the first wave of sperm slapped her forehead. She wasn't able to dodge the onslaught of semen that splattered her muzzle and her open mouth that was in the process of yelling. She had unwittingly ended up being the taste tester of her brother's seed. The song slowly ended, the semen finally stopped landing on her, and time had returned to it's normal moving state.

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Fluttershy was nervous, she heard yelling and was hoping he didn't hurt himself while beating off to her sucking noises. She forgot about the cucumber that was coated with her saliva. "Hello?" She tried asking, almost losing her sexy voice to the sudden worry.

She heard sounds of someone being beaten and an angry voice that yelled, "How dare ya cum on me, ya big red retard. I can't believe this, here I was tryin' ta sleep and yer bein' so damn loud with this nonsense." The beatings sounded terrible and it was increasing in brutality. “I’m gonna tan that hide of yers and beat some sense inta ya.”

Fluttershy was about to hang up and end her first awkward experience until she heard a voice scream out to her.

"Who the hay is this?" Applejack's voice now more clear.

"... Candy...Clit." She softly spoke while still maintaining a thinly disguised voice.

"Consider yerself dead Candy Clit!" The phone hung up, leaving Fluttershy scared.

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Fluttershy felt nervous, her first experience was the worst one. She was going to quit and try to find some new line of work until she noticed the machine made a ka-ching sound and the number of minutes were displayed. "Twenty minutes... alright, not bad Fluttershy." She cheered, the worries temporarily gone, but she still wondered what happened to poor Big Mac.

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Big Mac was laying on the floor shivering, his first sexual experience and it was ruined by his sister. He had given up on trying to get up and just laid there with his cock slowly shrinking and his tears spilling. He wondered to himself if it was all worth it. He looked to the side where his sister was standing and imagined her face full of his seed and how some of it landed in her mouth, and with that thought he smiled a bit. "I am jus' so glad it ain't Applebloom who opened the door." With that in mind he drifted off to sleep.

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The sun was beaming and the weather was lovely, morning had hit Ponyville. It's citizens were either already up and working or just waking up and starting their day. A lonely, sleeping mare, who had a night of mental torment from her new line of work, was just waking up to enjoy a brand new day of hopes and possibility.

When Fluttershy woke up, she realized she wasn't alone. She was going to freak out until she heard the snoring of one mare, who's audible annoyances were unique. She looked, confused, as she eyed the sleeping pony next to her. "When did Rainbow Dash get in my bed?"

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed the crazy chapter, no this isn't a shipping moment and yes how Rainbow Dash ended up in her bed will be explained in a humorous way.

Also next chapter features a pissed off Applejack ranting about Candy Clit, meaning others will learn about her and might call in to see what the fuss is about. Who will call next? Stay tuned to find out ;0

Next Chapter: Candy Clit Must Die!