Candy Clit Must Die!

Fluttershy, who has just woken up, was wondering if she should wake Rainbow Dash up to ask questions or let her sleep. She tried to piece together what may have happened last night by surveying her surroundings. She noticed a bottle of strong alcohol was on the floor with the top opened. The contents were either spilled or consumed by the sleeping pegasus. She realized something was wrong with her body as it felt wet and she smelled musky. She noticed the scent was also emanating from her friend. She sniffed while moving her muzzle towards the area the scent was coming from, she got closer and realized what was causing it.

Fluttershy shook her friend's body while demanding answers. "What happened last night and why do I smell like your pussy?" She was confused and angry at not knowing why she was smelling like her friend's nethers. "Wake your flank up this instant!"

Rainbow Dash woke up startled and with a pounding headache. "Shy, shut up... my head hurts..." She lazily retaliated while yawning. "What the hay is the fuss all about?" She looked at her friend, angry, until she noticed that she wasn't on her own bed, and was dripping wet. "Oh shit... Shy... don't be mad..." She said while the memories started rushing back in her head. Clarity was a bitch when hung over. "I think... I may have ... masturbated on you."

Fluttershy was livid. "You think? Funny because I KNOW you did!" She replied angrily, her nose snorting and wanting some decent explanation as to why her friend thought it would be okay to masturbate over her.

"OW!... my ears... stop... they hurt." She whined while looking around for something to barf in. She found herself a trash can and hurled the contents of her stomach in it.

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Fluttershy helped her friend back to bed, feeling bad for overreacting. Sure she was masturbated on, but there was probably a good explanation as to why it happened. It could have been an accident, like what happened with Big Mac and his sister.

"Alright Dashie, now you explain to your good friend Fluttershy why you decided to cum on me?" She said with the most caring voice possible. She would save her anger for after her justification had been earned.

"Well it started like this..."

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Flashback

Rainbow Dash was laying on her bed while on the phone. She was into her conversation but was being interrupted by a loud hollering outside her home. She quickly excused herself from her conversation and hung up, hoping whoever the fool was that interfered with her phone time was ready to die.

Applejack was yelling up to her friend Rainbow Dash, hoping to get her attention. She had to talk to someone about being jizzed on and the new threat to Ponyville. Also she just needed to get out of the farm before she hurt her brother some more. "RD get yer flank down here, I need ya!" She yelled, hoping to get some reaction.

Rainbow Dash dove out her window and flew to the ground to see what the hay all the yelling was about. She noticed it was a very distraught Applejack. "AJ?" She was tackled to the ground by her friend.

"Oh thank Celestia yer awake, I need ya badly." She stated, unwittingly setting herself up.

"Well, if that's all, let's go by the barn and I can help you." She said with a wink.

"Not that kinda need feather-head!" She was furious again.

"Well then what do you want? I was rubbing myself and now you stopped that." She said while crossing her forelegs across her chest.

"I need ta get some cider in me... I have ta tell ya somethin' and I won't tell ya it while we’re sober." She hinted at the other mare that they would be getting smashed.

"Fine by me." Said the rainbow maned pegasus.

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"So then we got drunk, and I got told some stuff, I forgot most of it... oh yeah now I remember why I came on you." Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

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Flashback

Rainbow Dash was too drunk to fly to her home safely and she didn't want to go to the farm after being told that disturbing piece of news. "Well I guess I need to rest somewhere." she had thought of the perfect place to go whenever she was drunk. "Fluttershy's it is." She hiccuped after her answer came to her.

When she reached the house of the shy mare she started yelling, "Flut... Flutte... Sexy legs." She fell over and chuckled. She didn't have any reason to laugh but the alcohol she held in her foreleg was strong enough to make the most logical mare, which Rainbow Dash wasn't, turn into a ridiculous filly.

She noticed the door opened and a disappointed Angel Bunny was staring at her.

"Hey there... Ang...bun... pal," she decided on, when words were becoming too much for her.

He almost walked back inside and left her there but remembered how much the rainbow maned pony meant to his owner. He gave her a look that said, "I hate you, but I can't leave you out here." He started jumping on her back to get her annoyed enough to move.

"Okay! I ... am.. mov... movi.. buck words." She laughed out while grabbing her drink with her teeth and stumbling inside. She was crashing into things as she moved about. She saw the couch and was tempted to go lay on it but saw the bunny jump on it and point to the upstairs. "Fine!... buck yo couch!" She stumbled upstairs as her eyes were suddenly getting heavy.

She finally made it to her friend's room and saw her sleeping. "Shy!" She called out, trying to wake her. She smelled her friend's coat and was aroused by her hygienic and fragrant aroma. "Mmm' you smell good Shy... I want to rut you." She was too drunk to remember that Shy was off limits in her own mind.

Fluttershy, in her sleep, rolled over and her legs opened up, inadvertently signaling her friend to carry on.

"Oh yeah... thi.. this... is going to ... rock." She was climbing onto the bed and getting into position before the alarm in her head rung. "Oh shit... I can't do this... " She got off and was frustrated. She looked at her sleeping friend and decided she would just hoof herself while imagining the mare below her doing things to her. "Yeah... that's it Shy... lick my wet slit." She moaned out. She started getting frisky and stood over her friend while hoofing herself. It was the closest thing to sex she would allow herself to enact with her longest friend. "That's right Shy... I am so close!".

She rubbed her marehood wildly, the image of her friend sleeping peacefully and the fact of how wrong the moment was only amplified her arousal and she was dripping her juices all over the sleeping form of Fluttershy. She was too into pleasuring herself to even fear waking her friend up. She kept pushing her hoof into her sopping core and when she was about to climax she put the other foreleg in her mouth as she stood on her hind legs and ejected her love juices all over her friend's frame. She shook with her orgasm as she shot 'liquid rainbow' below her.

After cumming on her friend's body, she was going to leave and try to hide the evidence but she passed out and fell asleep...

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"So that's what happened... I can understand if you never want to see me again, I was just wicked drunk." She wasn't able to look back at her friend after revealing her shame.

"If you were anypony else I would have ... hurt you somehow, but since I know you wouldn’t do anything awful to me sober and because you stopped yourself from... I forgive you." She said with a small smile.

"Then you’re a much better mare than I am... I don't deserve forgiveness, but if you are willing to really turn a blind eye then I won't fuss about it." She said with an actual smile.

"Still why didn't you wake me up if you wanted to have sex?" She asked, confused.

"Because Shy... you’re... my friend and I never want to ruin our friendship."

"So then... what if I told you we can have sex and keep our friendship intact?" She offered with a hopeful grin.

"I would ask where did you put Fluttershy and attack the obvious changeling in the room." She said with a wink.

"Well, then I will tell you where she is when you can make me orgasm." She retorted.

"I will make you cum in 10 seconds flat!" She exclaimed before tackling her friend to the ground. Rainbow Dash was excited about the prospect of having sex with Shy and started rutting her like a wild animal. It wasn’t a lovemaking session but raw sexual passion being manifested as an act between to mares.

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Fluttershy had to admit, for her first time it was fantastic. She hadn't ever known sex was so amazing. Now she knew why her job was so important. She was able to give ponies joy without having to degrade herself physically. "So... did you enjoy that Rainbow Dash?" She asked her friend, who she just got rutted by.

"Yeah it was great, I didn't know you were sexually active Shy, had I known I would have visited ages ago." She joked.

"Oh yeah... I umm... sex." She tried covering up that she never had sex before, to not make the situation awkward.

"Shy... that wasn't your first time was it..." Rainbow Dash would hate herself if she corrupted an innocent friend.

"No... and if it was... it was just as fun right?" She said trying not to make her friend guilty.

"Whatever you say... oh yeah that reminds me." She had regained her memory about the entire conversation from last night. "Applejack wants to meet us all at the library, apparently she has something to announce to everyone."

"Okay, and Rainbow Dash?" She looked a bit saddened and hoped she didn't ruin their friendship.

"What's up Shy?" She asked, looking at her sad friend and rubbing her face with a hoof.

"We are still going to be good friends right? I didn't ruin things between us?" She wondered as the significance of it all hit her.

"Nah... you didn't ruin things between us, if you say you are alright with what happened, then I am going to be fine with it too. Plus, what is sex between friends?" She quipped.

"Right, it was just fun... before we go to the library, want to have more fun?" She winked.

"Like I am going to say no." She chuckled before being tackled... and then they had sex.

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Before making it to the library, they had enough time to wash their respective bodies and get presentable. None of the friends that gathered knew what they had done and it would stay that way. Nothing was going to change for Rainbow Dash, just because she got two mind blowing orgasms at the hoof of her shy friend doesn't mean she was going to go out with her. Fluttershy agreed that they would just stay friends even if it wasn't ideal for her.

"Great, the feather head is here, and I see ya brought Fluttershy." Applejack joked before getting serious. She waited for them to take their seats before getting to the problem at hoof. "Alright girls, ya want ta know why I brought y’all here today right?" She looked around and saw the nodding heads of her friends. "Candy Clit... she's an enemy of ours. She has seduced my brother and turned him into a deviant. I want her dead!" She said before snorting in anger.

"Umm' Applejack, who is Candy Clit? I have read many books and I don't recall that name in any of the literature describing ancient evil ponies, So who is she?" Twilight asked the enraged mare.

"Well Twilight I don't know who she is personally... I jus' know I want her dead!" She stomped her foreleg hard into the ground.

"Darling, what did she do to you personally that has you so distressed?" Asked the fashionista of the group. Rarity had never seen Applejack so angry and it made her nethers tingle seeing the display of brute force.

"She ... caused ... my brother... ta... " She didn't want to finish it so she looked at Rainbow Dash and gave her the signal to do it.

"Alright, what she is trying to say is that Big Mac blew a load on her face because Candy Clit made him cum hard." She held her chuckles in out of respect.

"Whoa... So Applejack, how do we not get in contact with Candy Clit... I want to avoid her like the plague" Spike lied, hoping she would give him the directions to her house or place of business. He was wanting to meet such a mare, even if it meant not being true to his other obsession.

"Well that's the problem Spike, she ain't no pony, she's more like a gimmick. She is a worker for that phone sex company ‘Moaning Mares.’" She explained hoping to ease the worried dragon.

"I am curious, what is the number to ‘Moaning Mares?’ Not that I want to call them or this Candy Clit, but I just never heard about them before.” Rarity was using her talent for being dramatic to try and fool her friend.

“Well I want to know that number, I want to make sure Spike doesn't call it, ever.” Twilight said while looking sternly at her baby dragon.

"Well if it will help keepin’ ya from calling her then I suppose I should tell ya the number." Applejack replied before realizing she doesn't know it. "If I remembered what it was."

Rainbow Dash smiled and announced the number to the crew, "What... I read the newspaper and it was one of the huge ads... it's not like I call there myself." She crossed her hoofs across her chest and puffed it out.

Pinkie Pie rubbed a hoof on her chin and was thinking the entire time the group was talking. "Hmmm' I wonder what Candy Clit tastes like?"

Fluttershy was silent, two conflicting thoughts were pulsating through her mind. The first was how could she stop them from calling her at work and the second was how much money could she make from them?

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After the awkward conversation in the library, the group split up and continued their day. Rainbow Dash wasn't too happy about this new mare Candy Clit appearing without her knowledge. She had flown home and dialed the number she was used to calling when she needed information about the service she used a lot.

The mare on the other line with a nasally voice answered, "Hello, Voice Box speaking, how can I help you?"

"Yeah it's me, ‘The Dash’," She said with anger. "How come you didn't tell me that you had a new mare working the line and one so awesome she could make a brother erupt on his sister?"

Voice Box both loved, and hated, her most reliable customer. "Look Rainbow Dash, I know you spend a whole lot of money, especially with your crazy five hour reservations, which is totally illegal I think, but that doesn't mean you’re an owner of this company, so I don't have to tell you everything that happens." She tried being as gentle as she could, but she had to be stern.

"Alright, fine! Just reserve me a five hour slot and let her know the rules. I want her all to myself tonight, I want to see how good this Candy Clit is." She was going to test the limits of the phone sex operator.

"Sorry Dash, she is brand spanking new, and I don't want her to be scared off by you. I can make you a deal, I will allow you to have your one hour of intense phone sex plus the four hours of crying and professing your love for whoever is on the line, if you let her have one more day to get acclimated to her new job." Voice Box offered, bemused.

"Hey that only happened once!" She defended.

"Actually that happened twice, and I am still getting billed for the therapy sessions of Lusty Lick." She complained.

"Fine, I get it..." She hung up the phone, not wanting to hear anything else. "Tomorrow night you are all mine Candy Clit." She rubbed her hooves together and had a dark smile.

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Fluttershy had enjoyed her day so far, she got to experience the joys of sex and found she had potential new clients. She was scared of keeping her act up when her closest friends might ruin her gig if they knew who Candy Clit was. Fluttershy was also thinking about the potential gain of keeping her closest friends aroused, in hopes of making enough money to feed her animals for days on end.

When night hit Fluttershy disappeared and Candy Clit emerged. The first couple of calls were not so great, mostly random ponies who had been able to be satisfied by following the basic lines that phone sex operators used. She was feeling like the night was going to end dull and was going to turn in early.

Then, just as she decided to try one last caller, she instantly regretted it. "Hello, you have reached Candy Clit, how can I make you cum?" She said in her sultry voice.

"Oh Darling, the ways you can make me cum are endless." The voice on the other line spoke, it was followed by a familiar giggle. It seemed Rarity was going to be her final caller of the night.

Author's Note

I don't regret nothing!

Next chapter: The Fashionista's Dark Fantasies!

Or something like that.