Explosions and love.

by Cadances Paladin

Dinamight, the filly of explosives?

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It was a cloudy day in Equestria. Spike and Rarity were out gem collecting in the old spot they used to go to, before the diamond dog incident. "Oh Spiky Wikey, can you believe that 3 months ago Twilight became a princess?" Rarity asked Spike, looking for a gem spot.

"Yeah, it's still incredible." Spike said sarcastically "I just wish I could stop hearing about it!" Spike shouted, causing the resting birds in the trees around the area to fly off. "Sorry for shouting Rarity. I'm just sick of hearing about it, that I'm just on the edge of anger." Spike explained.

"Oh no need to apologize Spikey Wikey!" Rarity said, as she found another gem spot. "Oh Spike, I found another!" Rarity called to Spike, as she walked closer to the gem spot. Spike went over to the spot Rarity's horn was pointing her head at. When Spike dug up the spot, both him and Rarity found the same small pile they've been finding all day.

"Darn it!" Spike began to shout "How come we've found nothing today?" He asked himself, when he spotted a glistening from a far bush. Spike, under his influenced curiosity, went to check it out and found a HUGE sapphire. "Ooo, come to papa!" Spike said. When Spike picked up the gem, he was immediately met with somepony putting a metal leash around his neck tightly.

"YES!" A filly shouted, as she jumped out from the bush Spike was near, wearing a ninja outfit and mask. "I caught a dragon! Now nothing can stop me from getting th gems here!" The filly screamed, as she did a little victory dance.

Spike had gotten free of his leash, and immediately said "Hey, who the heck are you?!" Spike was now angry, angrier than he'd ever been, and grew a bit in size. Rarity caught site of what was happening, and immediately went to calm Spike down.

"Spike dear, please calm down, for me?" Rarity said, batter her eyelashes. Spike had heard what Rarity said, and noticed her flirtatious behavior, and immediately stopped growing. He was now about Rarity's height. "Now, who are you young filly, and where are your parents?" Rarity asked the filly.

The filly finally noticed Rarity. "Oh, hey there! I'm Dinamight, and I don't know who you're talking about. I live here by myself! Or, at least I do, ever since the Diamond Dogs left, I been alone, all on my own. So, who are y'alls and what are you doing on my propertay!?" Dinamight asked, with what appeared to be a questions growing in her blue eyes.

"Oh sorry Darling. I'm Rarity, but you've probably heard about me. Oh, and this is spikey Wikey!" Rarity explained, as she hugged Spike and then let go, after she heard a subtle chuckle, which became a bursting laughter.

Dinamight couldn't stop laughing. "Oh sweet Celestia! Spikey Wikey?" Dinamight asked. As she got out from the bush, a branch caught her outfit, and tore a  bit of it off. "Ah crap!" Dinamight said, realizing that her flank was showing, revealing her cutie mark, before she quickly hid it from the pony and dragon before her. "Uh, never mind about this!" She said, trying to hide her cutie mark. "So, y'alls got any friends?" Dinamight asked the two in front of her.

"Oh yes, I think that my friend Twilight would be glad to help you find your parents!" Rarity said, putting as much emphasis on parents as she could. "I'll go get her, right now!" Rarity said, pulling spike with her, taking him to Twilight's house.

The pony and dragon finally reached the library. "The two entered the house, and met the lavender Alicorn. "Oh, hello Rarity, Spike. Spike! When did you grow?" Twilight asked.

"Well, some filly out at Rarity's gem hunting spot tried to make me her pet dragon." Spike explained.

"Wait, there's a filly out in the wild!?" Twilight asked, baffled at the fact that a foal was out alone in the wild.

"Yes Twilight, that's why we came here." Rarity began, then explained everything that happened up to the point of when her and Spike left.

"Wow, maybe I should help her..." Twilight said. "Can you take me to her?" She asked. The three then departed, and went out to Rarity's gem hunting spot.

When the trio arrived, the didn't see Dinamight anywhere. "Hello, Dinamight Darling? It's me, Rarity, come out won't you?" Rarity asked.

"Up here!" Dinamight said, calling from atop a tree. "So, is this the Twilight mare you were talking 'bouts?" Dinamight asked, pointing a hoof at Twilight.

"Yes I am, will you please come down here?" Twilight asked. Dinamight did as she was asked, but when she jumped down, her ninja suit was torn off by a tree branch, as well as her mask. Dinamight had turned out to be a light green earth pony, with a blue eyes, and a sky blue mane and tail, with a red bow holding a small pony tail in her mane.

"Hey, I'm Dinamight. I live here at this fine rock. You?" Dinamight asked.

"We live in Ponyville, and I'm the librarian!" Twilight explained. "Why don't you come with us?" She then asked Dinamight.

"Ok, let me just go get mah stuuuff." Dinamight said, as she then left to go get her self required items.

Dinamight returned, and her bag was packed with a TON of her belongings. "Ok, I'm ready. Let's go already!" Dinamight said, joking with a bit of rudeness put into the sentence.

When they returned to Ponyville, and made it to Twilight's, Dinamight couldn't believe what she saw. "Wow, you live in a tree!?" Dinamight asked.

"Yeah, come on, let's get you into your new home." Twilight said, as she opened the door, revealing the library at it's finest. "You're room is up there, to the right staircase, on the right over there." Twilight explained. When Dinamight got inside, she began to unpack right where she set her bag.

"Ok, here's everything I brought." Dinamight began. "My last, one pound bag of biscuits, a gallon of water, my tea set, my esplosives, and my bears Prince Velvet, and Ms. Diamond eye." Dina explained, as she noticed Twilight's expression.

"Uhh, Dinamight, what was that last thing you said just now?" Twilight asked, with a worried tone as she looked scared for her life.

"My bears?" Dinamight asked.

"No, before that, the other items you brought." Twilight explained.

"Oh, you mean my esplosives? What about them?" Dinamight asked Twilight, looking a bit smug from Twilight's point of view.

"Dinamight, you shouldn't have EXPLOSIVES in a tree house, a literal tree house!" Twilight said, putting emphasis on "explosives".

"What?!" Dinamight asked "Twilight, that's a load of bull crap!" She then shouted, looking mad.

"And there's another thing to be done, you need to stop swearing so much. A filly your age shouldn't be using such foul language." Twilight explained. "Now, we're going to have to do a couple things while you're here." Twilight said.

"Yeah, whadda that be Twilight?" Dinamight asked, looking smug once more. Before she knew it, Dinamight had been floating, thanks to Twilight's levitation magic. "Hey, put me down!" Dinamight shouted.

"First, you're going to need a bath." Twilight said. "Spike, i need you to fill the wooden tub with some bath water!" Twilight shouted to her assistant. Spike returned with the item that Twilight requested. "Now," Twilight said, putting Dinamight into the water, and using her magic to get a bar of soap ready "let's start cleaning you!"

"NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Dinamight shouted, trying to climb out of the tub.

In what felt like an age or two, Twilight had finally gotten Dinamight cleaned. "Now, I want you to go dry yourself off, while I prepare the table for dinner." Twilight said, as she lifted Dinamight out of the tub. Dinamight didn't even decide to argue, because she knew how hungry she was.

When dinner came, everything had been normal. Dinamight had eaten like a normal filly would, which was odd for Twilight, given Dinamight's behavior earlier, Twilight thought that Dinamight would've eaten like an animal.

"Ok Dinamight, it's time for you to go to bed now." Twilight said.

"Ah come one Twilight, can't I stay up and watch some T.V. with ya?" Dinamight asked, making a puppy dog face, hoping that she could convince Twilight.

"I'm sorry Dinamight, but the answer is no." Twilight began, trying her best to not upset the young filly now living in her house. "You've got a big day tomorrow! You'll just love the surprise I've got for you!" Twilight said, clapping her hooves together as she sat down on the living room couch.

Dinamight did as she was told, and went to her room that she'd be staying in for what she thought would be the next couple of weeks.

When Dinamight went to her room, Twilight left the house using her magic, and reappeared at Ms. Cheerilee's house. Twilight knocked on the front door. "Oh, hello Twilight, how are you?" The school teacher asked Twilight, as she opened the door.

"Hey Ms. Cheerilee, I need a favor." Twilight said. "I wanna enroll this filly I just adopted into your school." Twilight said, then explained as to how she found the filly. "So, can she go to your school?" Twilight asked.

"Of course, just have her in my classroom by tomorrow morning by eight-thirty, and I'll handle everything else from there." Ms. Cheerilee said. "Have a good night Twilight." Cheerilee said, before closing the door.

Twilight felt relieved. "This filly has a chance at getting an education." Twilight thought to herself. Twilight teleported home, as she did when she left. When she arrived in the living room, she noticed a sleeping dragon on the couch, and mare boxing on T.V. "Wow Spike.... Oh well, sleep tight little brother." Twilight thought, then planted a kiss on Spike's forehead, before heading to bed herself.

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