The REAL Story of Apple Bloom's Cutie Mark (Enhanced Version)

It was a wonderful night in November, and Apple Bloom was headed to the closest GameStop she could find, which sadly for her was at The Carousel Centere in Syracuse. It was the midnight release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II. She was  very excited. She wanted to earn her cutie mark in quick scoping. She had attempted this in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, but that game was really bad and was hated by every pony in Equestria. It was so bad, that even Twilight Sparkle hated it. Cadence even banned it from the Crystal Empire. It was almost zero dark hundred, and that meant that she would get her game and her cutie mark in quick scoping.

When she got to the front of the store she said "One Copy of Call of Duty Black Ops II please!" "Okay what console?" asked the clerk. "PS2" said Apple Bloom. "Sorry we don't sell that for PS2 but we have it for PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii U, but it sucks on Wii U" said the clerk. "Okay I will get it for PS3 then" said Apple Bloom. "No you won't. I want it." said a mysterious voice. Apple Bloom and the clerk turned around only to see Princess Luna standing there. "I want the PS3 copy." said Luna. "Okay your highness" said the clerk. "Wait, but I was here 1st" said Apple Bloom. "I am princess so ha I get it first" said Luna. "Here's the last one princes" said the clerk. "Haha I get the last one now you have to get the Wii u version haha. You suck". As she walked out of the store Apple Bloom asked the clerk if they had anymore. "No, but the Manehatten store might" said the clerk. "Are you kidding me?! That is like 100,000 miles away form here! I'm not a alicorn like Twilight! I can't fly!" said Apple Bloom. "Too bad take a car" said the clerk. "We don't have cars here and I obviously don't know how to drive" said Apple Bloom. "Oh I'm sorry" said the clerk. As apple bloom walked out on the streets of Syracuse, she spotted a homeless man.

She want up to the homeless guy and said "Hey do you have any copies of Black Ops II for the PS3 on you? I need to earn my cutie mark in quick scoping. Help me and I will pay you half a bit" she said. "Black ops what the hell are you talking about?" said the guy. "I will pay you half a bit for Black Ops II!" said Apple Bloom. The homeless guy said "I don't know what your talking about." The homeless man the proceeded to mug apple bloom, taking all of her money she brought to but her copy of Black Ops II and he made her over dose on ibuprofen and left her in a dumpster. At this point, it was 5 am and this is not a very good time to be roaming the streets of Syracuse alone.

She decided to go to Utica instead. She reached Utica by 10 am. She wandered to Sangertown Square mall and when she got there, she ran to center court looking to go to GameStop only to find it had been replaced by Accessorize. She was pissed, so she ran inside the store and yelled "WHERE IS MY GAMESTOP I NEED MY BLACK OPS 2 FOR MY CUTIEMARK IN QUICK SCOPING GIVE ME GAME!" Apple bloom did not know what she was saying, for she had no money since that homeless guy mugged her in Syracuse. The sales lady said "GameStop moved out last week. You can find them in Consumer Square in New Hartford." "OK I WILL GO THERE NOW THANK YOU AN FUK YOU FOR TAKING GAMESTOP AWAY HAVE A NICE DAY!" yelled Apple Bloom as she stormed out of the store.

She rad down the street to Consumer Square. She burst into GameStop, only to find Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, her sister, and Pinkie Pie all buying PS3 copies of Black Ops II. "Hey what are you doing here Apple Bloom? I thought you were at the Carousel Centere in Syracuse" said Twilight. "I was, but Luna stole the last copy and after that a homeless guy mugged me, stole my money, and made me overdose on ibuprofen" said Apple Bloom. "Oh, well that sounds like fun!" said Twilight. Apple Jack said "Well do you need money for Black Ops II because Luna stole the last copy and that guy stole your money?" "Yeah I do thanks for asking sista" sai Apple Bloom. "No problem. I'm picking it up for Xbox 360. I just hope MinnesotaBurns won't troll me again like last time.  Oh Celestia that was embarrassing!" said Apple Jack. "Okay thank you and good luck to all of you guys on the game!" said Apple Bloom. "Thanks!" everyone said as Apple Bloom began to walk towards the counter. When Apple Bloom approached the counter, she ask the clerk for Black Ops II. "Here you go. That will be 67 bits please" Said the clerk. "Okay here you go" said Apple Bloom. "Thank you enjoy your game!" said the clerk.

As Apple Bloom walked out, Princess Cadence and her husband, Prince Shiny Armor walked in. "Well hello Apple Bloom! Did you pick up your copy of Black Ops II today?" asked Cadence. "Yeah I did. It will be awesome. I will earn my quick scoping mark in no time!" said Apple Bloom. "I'm getting mine, too. I hope to play later with OpTic_Luna" said Cadence. "Okay maybe I will see you in some lobbies later or something. Gotta run see you later. I love you Shining Armor. What? Who said that? Wasn't me. Okay bye now." said Apple Bloom as she walked awkwardly out of the store. Cadence and Shining Armor looked at each other oddly. One may have thought they were going to go down right there on that table with the clearance Xbox games on it. Then Equestria would know how Princess Skyla was conceived. But, sadly that won't happen in this fan fiction. Well, maybe, I dunno, I haven't decided yet.  Apple Bloom ran home and put the game in to her PlayStation 3. She got on, but it had to update. "Okay, it just needs to update then I can get a quick scoping mark." said Apple Bloom. An hour had past, and finally the game was playable. She got online and leveled up slightly, but then she noticed somebody in the lobby she recognized: It was OpTic_Luna.