OpTic_Luna

OpTic_Luna was in the lobby joined by OpTic_Cadence, OpTic_Twilight, and OpTic_Celestia. "Well well well, you actually found a store that had a game in stock? I though I made sure all games that you wanted were destroyed" said Luna. "I will quick scope you so hard that you will rage quit and take your game out and throw it in the toilet" said Apple Bloom. "We shall see about that little one. Cadence? What is up with you mic?" said Luna. Everybody was silent, and they could here strange, sexual noises coming form the mic. "Cadence? Are you there? Are you being attacked?!" asked Twilight. "Ohhhh Ohhh yeah yeah that's it give it to me harder shining ohhh yeah just like that ohhhh" said Cadence into here mic. Someone in the lobby screamed out "Dayyyyum she making children in that crib!" "Cadenece, are you and Shining Armor making Princess Skyla? That wasn't supposed to happen until season 4!!!" yelled Celestia. "Oh well, let us just play along." said Luna. The game started. The strange sounds from Cadence's mic still continued throughout the game. "I will kill you!" said Apple Bloom. "We shall see about that." said Luna.

The game started. OpTic_Luna was using the diamond DSR with a variable zoom sight. She obviously hacked because she needs to get all the guns in that class gold and the weren't. But she was Princess, so fuck it, she makes the rules. Apple Bloom chose the Balista with no attachments because she just unlocked it and had no weapon XP. The game went  on for the maximum aloud amount of time a TDM could last. The game ended with a score of Luna 30-0 and Apple Bloom 0-30. "Hahahahaha you suck so bad! I 360d you so many times! lol you can't even figure out how to hold the controller can you?" boasted Luna. "Well duh, I ain't a unicorn or alicorn like you guys" said Apple Bloom. "Then you can't play because you can't hold the controller. Haha you will never get a cutie mark in quick scoping! you suck. By the way, I payed the homeless guy to mug you in Syracuse, and I gave him the ibuprofen!" said Luna. "Why did you do that?" asked Apple Bloom. "Because, there can be only one pony with the talent of quick scoping, and that pony, will be ME!!!" proclaimed Luna in the Royal Canterlot Voice. "Oh okay. Then I will go train a lot harder." said apple Bloom. "Yeah okay, whatever you go do that you will still suck really really badly." said Luna. "Well see about that!" said Apple Bloom.

She turned off her PlayStation and went to Twilight Sparkle's house. "Twilight, can you make me good at Black Ops II?" asked Apple Bloom desperately. "Yes, but you need hands. I think I have a spell that will grant you hands. Then you can quick scope squares around Luna." said Twilight. "Okay. And by the way, what the hell are hands?" asked Apple Bloom. "Hands are a mystical thing used by humans to control things like iPhones, computers, and PlayStation3 controllers." explained Twilight. "Oh okay. I have a Galaxy S3, so can I use hands on that too?" asked Apple Bloom. "Yeah it doesn't matter." said Twilight. "Okay. So what is this magical spell that will give me hands?" asked Apple Bloom. "It goes a little something like this:"

~Humans use hand and nothing else,~

~Ponies use magics and nothing less,~

~But if ponies want hands,~

~they have to join a marching band,~

~I the band is not joined, ~

~then hands will not be owned.~

"That is the spell all you need now is to join a marching band" said Twilight. "Where can I find one of those?" asked Apple Bloom. "Canterlot has one, but you have to go meet Octavia at the Clam to get accepted into it." said Twilight. "The Clam? What is the Clam?" asked Apple Bloom. "The Clam is the biggest outdoor concert hall in all of Equestria. It is called the Clam because in is made out of clams from Cloudsdale!" said Twilight. "That is cool. I've never had a clam before. Are they any good?" asked Apple Bloom. "Clam Chowder is good, but only if it is white and my uncle makes it. Any other is terrible." said Twilight. "I will have your uncle make me clam chowder one day." said Apple Bloom. "I will tell him to send you his super secret family recipe." "Thanks Twilight." said Apple Bloom as she headed out of the library into the sunset towards Canterlot to meet Octavia at the Clam.