The REAL Story of Apple Bloom's Cutie Mark (Enhanced Version)

It was 3:68 sharp, and OpTic_Luna and AppleKA-BOOM quick scoped. It was very very very very very very close. So close, that 7 other battles had to be done because the skills of these two ponies were so evenly matched. At the end of the 7th epic battle, it was decided right then and there. AppleKA-BOOM beat OpTic_Luna 30-29 to 29-30. Luna rage quit and used some uh...how does one put this...um...oh I know "colorful" language. She threw her game in the toilet and took a heaping shit on it. She never played the game ever again. Now, what you would expect to happen, doesn't happen.

Apple Bloom's hand spell wore off. She looked at her ass only to see that it was blank. "What? I beat OpTic_Luna! I have to be the best quick scoper ever!" said Apple Bloom. "Wait a sec she thought. My talent isn't quick scoping, It's obviously Mini Golf!!!" "No Apple Bloom, it isn't." "What? Who said that? Is that you Jesus?" said she. "No you idiot. It is I, the writer. Your talent is obvious. You are a "NATURAL BORN" this??" "I'm a natural born quick scoper!!" she yelled. "No!! Your a spoons player!" "Oh yeah! I forgot how fucking god like I was at that shit!" said she. And at this moment, a flash of bright light lit up her ass. It was a picture of spoons. Her talent was being a spoons player. "Gee willikers! I got my cutie mark! Too bad Scootaloo and Sweetie Bot don't have their's yet..."

"Hey Apple Bloom!" She swung her head around and saw to familiar figures standing there. it was Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo! "We got our marks, too!" said Scoot. "Really? What are they?" Apple Bloom asked. "I got a bucket of KFC and Sweetie Belle's is a.....uh.... ya know, I actually have no clue what the fuck that is." "It is an "R"." said Sweetie Belle. "What the hell does "R" stand for?" asked Apple Bloom. "It stands for ROBOT. I am a Robot after all. You guys are so fucking dumb .I can't believe after like a whole season, you couldn't tell." said Sweetie Bot. "What is a Robot?" asked both Scootaloo and Apple Bloom. "Ugh, never mind! My talent is making evil plots to kill everypony in Equestria! It is in my programming! I can;t control the urges!" And with that I end my story. Now all you guys know what The CMC's marks will be in season 4 and just how they get them. And yeah, there were some spoilers but oh well. Well, actually this whole story is a spoiler because it tells you exactly down to every last word how the CMC's got their cutie marks. DigiBrony, ANALYZE THIS!!!

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