The REAL Story of Apple Bloom's Cutie Mark (Enhanced Version)

Twilight, Cadence, Shiny Armor, Celestia, Apple Bloom, and Luna all went to Canterlot Mini Put-Put golf course to test out Apple Blooms new hands. "Wow Apple Bloom, those hands sure are cool. I'll bet your awesome at golf!" said Luna. "I know I'm awesome I don't need you to tell me and I know your trying to stall me so I can't beat you in a quick scope match." said Apple Bloom. "But how did you know???? I thinked it!!!" yelled Luna. "Hands give any ponies the ability to read minds" said Apple Bloom. "Okay let's play some golf!" said Twilight.

The 6 ponies played all 18 holes of golf at Canterlot Mini Put-Put. It was very fun, accept there was a few courses that required unicorn magic or level 10 plus Gypsy magic to teleport the ball across the water. Apple Bloom was only level 7, so she couldn't do it. She still beat everyone anyways.

"Hey everyone, let's go eat a snow cone and a roasted wiener over at these neat stands!" said Cadence. 'Sure thing Cadence, and by the way, what happened earlier on the mic?" asked Twilight. "Oh nothing, me and Shiny were getting funky if you know what I mean. We made Princess Skyla today. She will be here by Season 4." said Cadence. "That is great! I can't wait! Flash Century is felling unloved what should I do about it girl???" asked Twilight. "Well, you should use this. It was my mothers. She would want you to have it even though she never really met you at all because she didn't even know you, but still I bet she wanted you to have it because she was just that awesome." said Cadence. "All right, I'll take it. But what is it?" asked Twilight. "It is pony lingerie. It will spice up your loved life with him for sure, and you will be having sex with him on the mic over PS3 Black Ops II in no time!" said Cadence. "Gee, thanks! I can't wait to try it on! Flash will love it!" said Twilight.

After that uh...er..."lesson"... they all got their snow cones and roasted wieners. Apple Bloom sadly forgot she has peanut allergies. You see, the ice for the snow cones was made in the same factory that JIF Peanut Butter is made in. This contaminated the ice with little to no traces of peanuts. When apple Bloom ate that first bite of the snow cone, her face swelled up like a fat guy after he had like 60 Big Macs and 70 Whopper, and this was bad because she was gonna start High School at Whitesboro Highs School in a week. Now all of the Seniors will make fun of her because she is a stupid little Freshman with a facial problem and peanut allergies. After her face swelled up, she went into a seizure shortly after. Everypony thought she was trying to popularize a new dance move that she herself had developed at some Stag Party in Las Pegasus after she drank like a keg of cider. So, naturally, everypony joined in on the random sounds and jitters she was making on the floor. After that, she went into a comma. She was in said comma for about 8 years. What kind of friends just do a seizure with you? Or don't even visit you when your in a comma in a hospital.

After that Apple Bloom challenged OpTic_Luna to a quick scope. Luna said "Okay I will quick scope you when we get back. Be on at 3:68 sharp." "Okay, will do!" said Apple Bloom.