DBZ the Pony assistance

Morning came quickly for the citizens of Ponyville. The sun was out and the air was crisp and cool with a thin fog floating over the ground. The birds were chirping and the settlement made by ponies was beginning to come to life.

"OW! Hey Kakarot, watch what you're doing!" Vegeta yelled since Goku stepped on his stomach.

"Sorry." Goku said letting out a big yawn. "I wander what's for breakfast."

"It never changes with you and food." Vegeta said now up and stretching.

"Yep, it's the one enemy that I may never conquer." Goku said putting his boots on.

Vegeta gave a slight laugh then headed out of the room, as he left he was greeted by Twilight and Spike packing a few books into a bag.

"Going somewhere?" Vegeta asked on his way to the kitchen.

"Shh!" Twilight shushed Vegeta which caught him off guard until she pointed towards Rainbow Dash still asleep on the couch. "She needs all the rest she can get. What are you doing today?" she whispered

"Nothing, why?" Vegeta tried to whisper back but was unsure what tone to use.

"I'm going to Canterlot today." Twilight whispered to Vegeta who was still waking up. "The princess wants to see me about something. And I need someone to stay here and take care of Rainbow Dash."

"Okay, I can do that." Vegeta responded in a correct whisper this time.

"Good, now try to keep her indoors and resting." Twilight said with less of a whisper.

Vegeta returned her statement with a really? kind of look. "You really think she wants to stay inside all day."

"Do you want her to get better or not?" Twilight asked Vegeta

This was something that Vegeta wanted and so after giving it some thought, "Okay she'll stay inside and get some rest."

"Good, well I'm off to Canterlot." she said sticking her head into the other room and quickly asking Goku, "Keep an eye on the library for me, will you?" And before getting a response, she left.

Goku walked out of the room and saw Vegeta, "What was that about?"

"She's going to Canterlot." Vegeta responded

"Oh...Well, time for breakfast." Goku said heading into the kitchen. Vegeta wondered if it was a good idea to let Goku have the kitchen to himself but quickly pushed the thought out of his mind. He had to figure out a way to keep Dash indoors.

"Hey Kakarot-" Vegeta began to ask Goku a question as he walked into the kitchen but was somewhat surprised to find that he was just eating cereal instead of everything the kitchen had. Of course he was using the biggest bowl he could find, but still.

"Uhm, how could I keep Dash indoors today?" Vegeta asked

"Tell her it's raining." Goku said in between bites of cereal.

Vegeta put his hand over his face, "Your not serious."

"Ok, read her that book that she likes so much." Goku suggested

This was actually not a bad idea, if he could keep her resting and all he had to do was read a book then he'd be in the clear.

"Also..." Goku continued, "You need to watch the library today, I can't."

"What. Why not?" Vegeta asked wondering what Goku was planning.

"Because I've got plans." Goku responded finishing his breakfast.

"Plans? What Plans? You couldn't have made plans..." Vegeta was confused, and just stared at Goku.

"Well, I decided that I'll try and make a friend like you did!" Goku informed him, "Pretty good idea don't you think?"

"I...uh...but. whatever, you go do what you want." Vegeta gave up trying to make sense of Goku's thought process and started his own breakfast.

Vegeta was a genius when it came to planning stuff out. He figured a good way to help Dash get better was to fix her breakfast as well. He decided to fix Earth classics such as, Pancakes, eggs, and muffins instead of bacon.

Goku was outside and took in a deep breath, "What a great day!" he said as he got ready to take off into the sky. But no more than 15 or so feet out from the library he heard a voice calling his name.

"Goku..." the voice sounded distant but was getting closer, and fast.

"GOKU!!!" the voice slammed into him in a blur. This barely moved the battle hardened warrior.

As Goku looked down he found a Pink pony with balloons as a cutie mark resting on his leg.

"Hi! Do you remember me? Of course you do! Well unless you forgot about me. I hadn't considered that yet." Pinkie Pie rambled on and Goku watched in amazement as she continued to say the weirdest things.

"Can I help you with something?" Goku asked Pinkie with a smile.

"hmm." She thought for a moment. "Yes, you can." She then pulled a piece of parchment paper out of nowhere with something written on it. "See this?, It's my list of things to do with a new pony list. You may not be a pony but we can still do it!"

Goku looked puzzled, "You keep a list of things to do with people you just met?"

"Ah-huh" Pinkie said nodding slightly.

"Ok, what's the first thing on your list?" Goku decided to play along, maybe she would be the one he became friends with.

"Well I know it's more of Dashes thing, but I'd like to have a race with you." Pinkie said getting rid of the paper she had.

"A race? But isn't that a little unfair." Goku asked implying that he was faster than Pinkie.

"Maybe for you." she said as she looked around for a good finish line. "I think it'll be fun."

Goku didn't know what to think next so he decided to take it seriously and accepted her challenge.

"Alright, so where do we start and end this race." Goku began to stretch his legs

"There!" Pinkie pointed at the closest mountain outside of Ponyville. "That's perfect! First to the peak wins!"

"But it's so far away..." Goku said thinking that she wouldn't even get close to finishing the race, while he would have already been at the top.

"Well if you can't make it, I can choose a different finish line." Pinkie said beginning to look around again.

"What!" Goku thought, "You don't think I can make it?" he asked surprised at her assumption.

"Well I don't know, can you?" Pinkie asked skeptically.

"Yea, I can make it." Goku said readying himself to run.

"Great! Are you ready?" Pinkie asked.

Goku shot her a look of determination but he also had a smile since he loved a challenge.

"Get ready, get set, GO!" Pinkie yelled as she started the race.

Goku shot off faster than anything that Equestria had ever seen before, If Rainbow Dash would have been awake to see this she would have had a heart attack. Goku ran out of Ponyville leaving a trail of dust and gawking ponies. He looked back over his shoulder to see where Pinkie was. To his surprise she was hopping at a slow speed...

"Maybe I should have explained what a race was." Goku said now focusing on his main goal.

Goku ran so fast that he barely realized that he had reached the mountain base and began to climb faster than any monkey could have dreamed of.

About three-fourths of the way up Goku looked back over his shoulder and didn't see pinkie, "huh. Maybe she gave up? Oh well, I'm already here, might as well finish." Goku said grabbing the ledge which was the peak and pulled himself up without a problem.

"Wow, I'd say that was too-" Goku stopped himself as he tried to comprehend what was in front of him. "It can't be...It's...not...POSSIBLE!" Goku couldn't make heads nor tails with his discovery.

There in front of him was Pinkie Pie. She was sitting looking the opposite way of him and drinking some kind of purple liquid, probably punch.

Pinkie heard Gokus' accusation and turned around, "Hi! You got here quicker than I thought you would! Wanna go again?! Pinkie said with lots of energy in her voice.

"But...you...were..uh." Goku said as he turned around quickly looking back at Ponyville then back to Pinkie. "How did you get up here so fast?"

"hmm, I don't know." Pinkie responded like a some kid getting asked questions.

Goku regained his composure, "Ok, that mountain over there. First to the top wins." Goku was pointing to the next mountain.

"Okey dokey lok-" Pinkie was interrupted by Goku taking off by flight this time leaving dust and a shallow crater where he was standing.

"Okay she can't beat me this time. I'm a lot faster in the air than I am on ground. Goku said nearing the next mountain peak, and taking a look behind him to see where she was. To his surprise she was nowhere to be found, Goku ignored this and continued on.

As he landed on the peak he took a moment to check his surroundings. It was a beautiful spot. It had short grass and one tree on it.

"Well I guess I was too fast for her!" Goku said to himself allowing a vote of confidence.

His brief victory ended when he heard something in the nearby tree. He stared at it as if it was a staring contest and waited...What came out was a small squirrel. "Phew." Goku let out a big sigh, "I'm glad you're not a pink pony." he said laughing to himself.

"Yea that would be weird since I'm a pink pony!" Pinkie was laughing with Goku as she walked around from the other side of the tree.

Goku watched Pinkie walk towards him with his mouth hung wide open. If his mouth would have been open any further he would have lost his bottom jaw.

"H-h-how?...You." Goku pointed behind him, "I just...I uh...how?" Goku was more confused now then before.

"Aw, cheer up you're not the first one to run into this situation." Pinkie said patting Goku on the back.

"But?" Goku still couldn't form a question.

"When this sort of thing happens, my friends always say it's because I'm Pinkie Pie." Pinkie said trying to ease Gokus' mind.

"What?! You expect me to just stop and say, Oh well this happened because Pinkie Pie?" Goku said getting upset with his confusion.

"Yea huh." Pinkie said giving Goku a slight nod.

Gokus' mind was rushing around trying to find a solution to this mystery but decided to move on with the day.

"Ok, let's have one more race." Goku demanded just coming up with a plan.

"Are you sure?" Pinkie asked not wanting to beat him again.

"Yea... I'm sure." Goku said smiling at how much of a genius he was... or at least how much of one he thought he was.

"Ok, where to this time?" Pinkie asked

"Ponyville, the finish line will be Twilight's library." Goku informed pointing towards Ponyville which was a small blur now.

"Ready?" Goku asked, "GO!"

Pinkie took off hopping like she did every time but Goku instead stayed in place and watched her continue to hop down the mountain while humming a tune.

"This time I'll be the one greeting her." Goku thought while raising two fingers and putting them on his forehead. He focused in the direction of Ponyville finding Vegetas' energy signal and concentrated on it.

Goku disappeared from the mountain then reappeared inside the library next to Vegeta, sending Vegeta out of the chair he was sitting in.

"What? uh, Kakarot?" Vegeta said as he picked himself up.

"No time to explain, I have to beat Pinkie Pie!" Goku said rushing out the front door and saw nothing but some ordinary ponies passing by.

"Uh oh." Rainbow Dash muttered

"Uh oh, why do you say that?" Vegeta asked her while sitting down and picking up a book.

"We probably should have warned him about Pinkie Pie and her insane ways." Dash informed

Vegeta gave her an interested and concerned look but didn't ask any questions.

"Yes!" Goku yelled jumping up then upon landing he put a finger in the air indicating that he was first. "I won this time!"

"Actually we tied." Pinkie said coming out of nowhere and almost making Gokus' heart jump out of his chest.

"That's...im...imp...impossible..." Goku trailed off not being able to comprehend how she did it, then demanded answers.

"I moved at the speed of light and maybe faster! How did you manage to get here with me!" he demanded.

"Because she's Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash said walking outside with Vegeta following close behind her, ready to defend her from anything that might happen.

"But I can't just walk away saying...it's because she's Pinkie Pie." Goku was about to go crazy over this.

Vegeta then got an idea to settle the situation, "Kakarot, I'm sure that a lot of math and science goes into the process. You wouldn't want to got through that again, would you?"

Goku suddenly recalled the day with Twilight. "uhh, on second thought...I think I can live with it being her thing." causing them to breakout out in a group laugh until interrupted by Pinkie.

"Hey! you know what I just realized? I've never been tied before like that! Do you know what this means?!" Pinkie said becoming happier each second and drawing stares from everyone in the area. "A party!"

Pinkie grabbed the two saiyans and the Pegasus and seemed to teleport them to Sugarcube corner where a party was set up and ready to go. This drew confused looks from Vegeta and Goku as they looked at each other trying to understand what just happened. Rainbow Dash on the other hand already had a drink of Pinkies famous punch.

Goku and Vegeta were still confused on how she got them there and how this party was already set up. She didn't use Instant Transmission, Goku would have noticed that, it was the strangest...

Both saiyans immediately gave each other an understanding look and decided to enjoy the party. They both had the same idea. Who were they to question how this universe works or how these ponies used it.

During the party Pinkie ended up sitting next to Goku who was taking on every cupcake that came his way. Pinkie immediately followed his example.

After clearing his throat Goku asked her, "Aren't cupcakes bad for ponies?"

"Nope" she replied with her mouth stuffed full of them.

What eventually happened after that is hard to describe. Goku and Pinkie Pie got into a cupcake eating contest and an ambulance had to be called or something like that... I'm not sure because the narrator wasn't invited to the party...Oh well.

Let's try something new, I'll give you readers a voting choice for what could happen next. Just decide what you think would be better and post it in the comments.

1. Have Goku meet the CMCs and go on an epic adventure. (Goku favored story)

2. Continue Rainbow Dashes training in energy. (Vegeta favored story)

3. Take Vegeta and Dashes relationship to an even further understanding. (Vegeta favored story)

4. Let Vegeta go to Rarity and get some pockets for his suit. (Short story)

5. Find out what happened during the cupcake eating contest. (Short story)

6. Lets see what RD and Vegeta did all day. (Vegeta only story)

7. Have Goku meet Royalty. (Goku only story)

8. Have Vegeta meet Royalty. (Vegeta only story)

Got a better idea? Leave it in the comments and lets see what happens.