Prologue:

“Oh Chaos is a wonderful, WONDERFUL thing.” Discord said to himself as he relaxed on his throne and sipped on his chocolate milk of glass, seemingly oblivious of the chocolate milkshake blizzard raging not too far away, a not so rare sight in the twisted world Discord had created for himself. Oh, and he had soooo many plans for it. 'Flying apples filled with glue and tobasco sauce, cabbages fighting the second cabbage civil war, I pulled that one back in the day,it was one of my favorites, but hey oldies are goldies, or I could unleash an army of Toms, he really needed a come back, I was told Rarity dumped him and he hasn't stopped crying since, or maybe I could even do that old trick with the burning dogs raining from the sky a close friend of mine taught me once.' Discord thought after reading the previous sentence... Don't question it.

But being the incarnation of derangement had it's downside: No matter how good his work is, how chaotic they are, his creations, or at least the sentient ones start to become less and less chaotic and just turn orderly, they start to make rules for themselves, and even though oldies might be goldies, an old, overused joke is just old and overused. Discord knew he would have to shake things up now and then, to make sure nobody would even think that there ever could be such a thing as a status quo, or a normal day. Not in his world.

“Not as wonderful as friendship!” Twilight suddenly injected, interrupting the nice little thought-chain Discord had running in his head. The lavender Unicorn was beginning to annoy him. Since he defeated her once- oh, and her face when she fell for that labyrinth!- the God of Chaos and dismay felt that his use for her- entertaining himself by turning the brainiac into a fool- was starting to cease to be.

“Oh how cliché Twilight.” Discord replied, circling around Twilight Sparkle, doing the backstroke through mid-air like it was a swimming pool. “Why is it never the power of air conditioning instead of friendship, or love?” Discord said, using a baby tone of voice as he says, love and friendship.

“What’s air conditioning?” Twilight Sparkle asked, confused by Discord’s antics.

“Oh never mind.” Discord said and sighed, now clearly bored with Twilight’s second attempt to defeat him, simply over-going the pink pony behind Twilight that started jumping up and down, squeaking: “Oh! I know! I know!“

“Go ahead and try and defeat me, I’m missing out on some excellent chaos here.” Discord said, crossing his arms as he sat down again, adjusting himself to get comfy for the upcoming show.

“Alright girls, are we ready?” Twilight yelled, looking back at her friends, who nodded in agreement except for Pinkie who was getting her last drinks of chocolate rain, but rushed back into her position to answer Twilight's call to arms. Discord yawned as the girls took their time casting the spell, and soon enough Discord realized they were actually doing it, the brightly glowing light of the Elements of Harmony, now in action, illuminating every single shadow in their surroundings and emitting pulses of magic strong enough for Discord to feel. The God of Disorder did what any other irrational villain like himself would do, he teleported onto Twilight’s back shrinking down to a small size. Twilight and her friends, with their eyes glowing brightly with energy, unleashed the Elements of Harmony onto the throne Discord was sitting upon, making it turn to stone after a ground shattering, blinding explosion of elemental magic. Discord held back giggles as the ponies got out of their trance state.

“Where’d he go?” Twilight asked, befuddled, accompanied by her friend's yells of confusion.

“Over here darling,” He whispered from right next to her ear. “Oh, and you’re gay.” As he finished his sentence, he snapped his fingers, making a booming sound that could awake a drunken dwarf sleeping six miles underground. Celestia and Luna used those pesky elements on him before, and he knew what to do. With his twisted magic he triggered the elements to just suck the mane six into their respective element, each element’s jewel taking a grey oval shape once finished.

“Wow, I didn’t think that would work… Oh well, more chaos!” He then said turning back to a newly summoned crowd of cheering, spaghetti leaking Green Anons with fedoras. “Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! And the week after that! But then there'll be no more weeks! Only Jingleberries! Cheese for everyone!“

Six years later

Waking up to a sight of ten tables tap dancing on a bridge of plant pots is an average thing now a days. I miss waking up to the songs of birds or the light of the sun. Oh, I should probably introduce myself, I'm Cloud Dusk, no I'm not a Pegasus, I'm a unicorn, why I turned out to be good at manipulating the weather, I'll never know. Anyways, I'm a Stallion which many ponies don't seem to understand that, but that's not your problem, at least I hope it isn't. I also like long walks on the beach and dancing in the rain and this is starting to sound like something I would say so I could get some Mare to date me. What was I talking about? Oh yeah! I miss how things used to be, I mean, I liked this change of scenery for the first year, but after that it just seemed to get more and more... bland, Discord lost his creative touch, so as you would guess I want to change things myself by rebelling against Discord. I might just even try and find five other ponies and become their friends and uncover the elements of harmony and defeat him... Nah! I'll just wing it and fight him one on one.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and if you want you can press that like button... No?.. Please? Sorry that the description of our main character isn't top notch but meh. Anyways pointing out any grammatical errors, or giving constructive criticism would be gratefully appreciated.