What's there to say that hasn't been said before? I have lived for a long time, and I have seen things that hardly any people would believe exist. Come to think of it, I have seen things that hardly any non-people believe exist. Don't misunderstand, I am still quite young, in my prime actually. The whole thing is a bit... complicated. It's just that things have reached a point where I feel that I should put my thoughts to paper, or rather data in this case, for the sake of posterity, just to prove to myself and anyone who happens to stumble upon this that what I had seen was real and worth something. Dear Sweet Celestia, I sound depressing...

The tale I am trying to tell you is actually rather impressive, if I do say so. One of thrills, terrors, laughs, tears, friendships, loves, rivalries, vengeance, justice, crime, and decisions that changed the very nature of reality, or was it realities? But again, I made the whole thing sound like an old man giving his obligatory sob story when he's about to croak didn't I? Well, let's see if I can't fix that. My tale is a long one, and if I make certain people groan with agony from boredom, I do apologize. But if you're willing to stick around and listen to a story of adventure, romance, action, comedy, tragedy, fantasy, and life, then I will try my best to make every word as enjoyable as possible. So with that, I suppose there's only one thing left to say...

Allons-y!