Chapters Different world, same egghead.
"Sweet Celestia, I'm so sorry" stammered Blitz while helping Luna off the floor.
"It's alright, Rainbow Blitz is it?" said Luna.
"Yep, That's me, fastest flyer in Equestria, perfect candidate for next leader of the wonderbolts, and professionally good looking, you heard of me?" asked Blitz.
"Well yes, of course you and thine friends came through that magic mirror that your Prince Solaris made to hop dimensions, and he was right in saying that you and Rainbow Dash are very much the same" giggled Luna. This was a first for Blitz, usually when he got a mare to laugh, or giggle in this case, it meant he had them wrapped around his hoof, but her, it scared him.
"uhhh, well i gotta go, bye!" Said Blitz as he hurridly flew off. He might have made a sonic rainboom while leaving for he had flown off that fast.
"Oh well, if im gonna leave in a hurry, I may as well leave with a bang" thought Blitz.
A few hours later, Blitz was practicing his moves for the wonderbolts tryouts when he saw Dusk making his way towards him. "Bros!!" yelled Blitz, flying over to them.
"Hey egghead, how's it hanging?" asked Blitz whiled giving Dusk Shine a noogie.
"Blitz, stop I just did my hair" laughed Dusk.
"Hey did Twilight get that new edition of Daring Doo yet?" asked Blitz.
"No, but it should get to the library soon" said Dusk.
"So, what brings you here, you here to check out my moves" said Blitz while doing a back flip in the air.
"Actually no, I came to talk to you about our world and this world." said Dusk his face falling.
"Oh? Is it more of your egg head stuff?" asked Blitz.
"No, this is important, the same enemies we had in our world are in this world, but the opposite gender" said Dusk.
"So like, queen sombra is a dude, Eris is a dude so forth and so on?" asked Blitz.
"You got it" said Dusk, "so its our job to help our opposites when they need help because we know how to stop them."
Blitz saluted, "right, you got it boss."
"So your not worried that something could go wrong at any moment?" asked Dusk.
"Me, scared? Your kidding right?" laughed Blitz, "If Anything, our enemies should be scared of me."
"all right" laughed Dusk.
"Hey Dusk buddy, we may be in a different world, but your still the same egghead Ive always known" laughed Blitz.
"You got that right" Dusk beamed.
"So you wanna hang for a bit?" asked Blitz, I just finished my practice.
"Sure thing, lets just stop at AJ's farm" said Dusk.
"Let's go then" said Blitz already starting to fly towards the farm.
"So how's Twilight?" asked Blitz.
"She's fine, I got to meet her brother yesterday when we were visiting Princess Celestia.
"Oh cool, how is he like?" asked Blitz.
"Well in your words, hes pretty awesome" said Dusk.
"Well he cant be as awesome as me" laughed Blitz.
"Oh hey were at the farm" said Dusk.
Blitz and Dusk had reached the farm were AJ and Applejack lived. Blitz had always enjoyed the farm, it was a nice place to kick back and relax on those off days, and he also enjoyed reading his books in a quiet corner on this farm.
"So were do you think they are?" asked Blitz?
"I dont know, how about we check around back said Dusk Shine. As the two made their way to the back of the farm, Blitz heard some very peculiar noises.
"Hey Dusk, you go on ahead, I need to check something out" said Blitz.
Blitz moved towards the sounds, which he identified to be coming from behind the barn. As Blitz rounded the corner, he took in a sight that would destroy his heart. Next to barn was Princess Luna and Big Macintosh.... and they were kissing. Full blown out make-out session.
"No... no, no no no no" Blitz was screaming in his mind, too stunned to make noises come out of his mouth. The only mare he had ever truly loved, the goddess that he vowed to never hurt, was.. taken. She was in love with somepony else. Blitz completely dieing on the inside, took off, comepletely forgetting his promise to hang out with Dusk. He could barely see were he was going for tears were streaming out of his eye's, and what did he care? He wanted to be anywhere but Ponyville right now. He flew deep into the everfree forest, not caring what dangerous creatures lied ahead. He finally came to rest in the old castle were the elements of harmony were first bestowed upon him and his friends. When he landed, he simply collapsed, he didnt have the strength to go any further than were he was. Blitz never cried, the only time he did was when his father died when he was young, but now he couldnt stop the tears from flowing. He felt like his heart was being ripped from his chest and he was seeing red. The only thing he wanted to do was go back their and beat the crap out of Big Macintosh.
"WHY? WHY ME?!" he yelled into the empty air. "WHY CAN I NEVER FIND LOVE!?" he yelled again.
"Because you never had help" whispered a voice.
"What, who's there? I'm not scared of you" yelled Blitz into the darkness.
"A friend" replied the voice. What looked like a black fog came out of the darkness, hovering in front of Rainbow's face. It seemed to be studying him.
"What are you?" asked Blitz.
"Your prince calls me a nightmare entity, but you may refer to me as Night Terror Nebula."
"Wouldnt you be known as Nightmare Moon in this world?" Blitz asked.
"No, I would not, I may have slipped through the portal to this new world when nopony was looking though" laughed Nebula.
"Alright then, what do you want from me? Before I get the prince's on your flank." challenged Blitz.
"It's not what I want from you, it's what you can get from me" said Nebula.
"What are you saying?" asked Blitz.
"You want Luna no? I can give you that and more. I know what you want, I can see it in your eyes. Imagine it, Leader of the Wonderbolts, Luna your bride, Big Mac just a memory, you a ruler of equestria. Isnt that what you want?" asked Nebula.
"NO YOUR LIEING, you just want to control me like you did Prince Artemis" yelled Blitz.
"I NO MORE CARE FOR MY OWN DESIRES FOAL, I merely want to give you what you want" said Nebula. Blitz stared at the fog hoping to get a reaction from it, but then again he was staring at fog.
"What do you get in return?" asked Blitz.
"Nothing, if you let me into your body you will still have complete control over it, just some modifications" said Nebula.
"Fine, but if one thing goes wrong your out of my body, understand?" said Blitz.
"Utterly and completely" said the fog.
"Alright, how do we do this?" asked Blitz.
"Like this" said Nebula. The fog converged on Rainbow Blitz, comepletely engulfing him in it's darkness. At first it was painful, Blitz felt like he was being torn apart. But then another sensation came over Blitz's body, POWER, loads upon loads of power, he felt his wingspan grow to the size of an alicorn's, but his body remained the same size. With one final scream, Blitz collapsed onto the floor.
"How does it feel?" said Nebula.
"Woah, dude your in my head, can you hear my thoughts?" asked Blitz.
"Of course, how do you think me and Artemis communicated?" asked Nebula.
"Well that's true" said Blitz. Blitz unfurled his now huge wing's.
"Come on Nebula, we got a stallion to fight" laughed Blitz.
"Please, call me Nightmare Blitz now" cackled Nebula.
It Was a beautiful day in ponyville, everypony was out enjoying the day, either swimming at the lake, meeting friends, or just going about there day. Everypony was happy, everypony, but rainbow blitz . He sat on his cloud looking out over ponyville. He sighed to himself, "all of my friends have their special somepony, why don't i?" he thought to himself. "Dusk has twilight, bubble has pinkie, elusive has rarity, AJ has applejack and butterscotch has fluttershy." He sighed again and rolled off his cloud, opening his wings and taking flight. "Maybe I can relax with a bottle of booze." he thought while winging his way to ponyville.
Sure he had Rainbow Dash, but he could never bring himself to fall in love with her. Rainbow Dash was like a sister to him. Falling in love with her, well, it felt like incest to Blitz. As he neared Ponyville, he saw Dusk Shine and Twilight Sparkle in the market. Rainbow was gonna wave to them, but noticed they were locked in a makeout session, so he just flew on by. He landed in front of the Salty Spittoon, his favorite and only bar in Ponyville. As he walked in, he was greeted by the bartender, Pony Joe.
"Hey Blitz, how's it going?" he asked.
"Oh you know, same old" Blitz replied.
"You want the regular?" asked pony Joe.
"Yeah, but put in a bit more vodka then normal this time" said Blitz, "I'm feeling a bit down today."
"Oh? Whats up?" said pony Joe as he slid Blitz's regular down the table to him.
"Eh, its just that, even though im professionally good looking, and every mare is head over hoof for me in this town, I cant find actual love" said Blitz while downing his drink
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"What about that mare Rainbow Dash?" asked pony Joe.
"I told you Joe, I cant date her, it would feel wrong" sighed Blitz, downing his drink once more.
"What can I tell ya? Ive never been good with the ladys, but I can promise you that one day you will find that one mare that you wont be with for one night eh?" laughed Pony Joe.
"Yeah, love is difficult" said Blitz, finishing his drink. "Well, I gotta fly, its time to practice for the wonderbolts tryouts" said Blitz.. As he walked out the door, he bumped into the one pony he was keeping out of his mind all the day, the one pony he didnt want to hurt, the one pony he was madly in love with, Princess Luna.