The scary door
A cavalcade of bad grammar and stupid puns

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In a scene filled with deep space and stars, as well as many odd objects dangling on string. Music begins to play as random objects begin to float in and out of nowhere.

A familiar voice from a pink party pony begins to narrate.
“Do not attempt to adjust your web browser, for we control the horizontal, and we control the virtical, as well as the mouse.

We are her to take you to a realm beyond sight, or sound. Where stupid parody and rewritten story challenge the definition in intelligence...

You are about to enter... THE SCARY DOOR.”

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