Chapters Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived an EVIL ENCHANTRESS WHO DOES EVIL DANCES AND WHEN YOU LOOKED INTO HER EYES, SHE'D PUT YOU IN TRANCES, AND WHAT WOULD SHE DO? SHE'D MIX UP AN EVIL BREW, AND SHE'D GOBBLE YOU UP IN A BIG TASTY BREW, SO....WATCH OUT FOR BUZZ KANGEE!!! Also, there lived her sister, Choco Kangee.Together, they tried to take over the world.
Buzz and Choco are descendants of the evil liar, Queen Chrysalis. Up to this day, Queen Chrysalis is still alive, roaming the lands of the dinosaurs (She was banned from Equestria after her return). She gave birth to Queen Chrysalis Jr.
Queen Chrysalis Jr. befriended Buzz and Choco Kangee, and eventually began to be addicted to mule things. She also got a CRAZY addiction to Mules are Magic. Queen Chrysalis Jr. wanted to tell Buzz and Choco Kangee about it, but they were extremely suspicious, and didn't trust her. They played at recess the dumbest games anypony could think of. For example, they would play around the bees because the cutie marks of the fillies were odd and weird in color and in uniqueness. Buzz, a black haired pony with a yellow body and a cutie mark as a bumblebee caught another bumblebee, stepped on it, and ate it. Faith, a yellow haired pony with a purple body with a cutie mark of a turd, ate Sharon's bumblebee poop, stomped on it, and ate it. Elyn, a flange haired pony with a gray body (the ugliest of them all) had no cutie mark. But then, two fillies came......
When the Queen Kangees put their plan into action, they didn't realize that the Diamond Spies were REAL spies. They were smart. They were detectives. So when the Queen Kangees hacked their computer, they thought they could get away with it. But they couldn't. Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon found out it was them quick as a whip, but the Queen Kangees still wouldn't admit it. So, thinking they were so smart, they struck again.
This time they jacked the Diamond Spies' backpacks. The Queen Kangees tried not to leave a clue behind, but one of the Diamond Spies closest friends, Gilda, said she saw them by our backpacks with her hawk eyes. The Diamond Spies, knowing their work pretended not to notice the incident, and just left it. Once again, the Queen Kangees thinking that they got the Diamond Spies for good struck again, but got caught red handed. The Diamond Spies's secret source, Yogi Bear a cub who hides behind trees, told them what he saw. They interrogated the Queen Kangees, and their smart brains could tell that every action they did, meant they were nervous. The spies gathered all their evidence and discovered that the Queen Kangees had done it again.
Oh no!!! the Queen Kangees thought, the truth has been revealed!
The Queen Kangees had forgotten one BIG thing. The Diamond Spies were a contributor of stories to the Foal Free Press. The editors in chief, the Diamond Spies, told Featherweight to document EVERYTHING right? They were there at the meeting! How could they possibly forget they thought to themselves?
"I can't believe it!" Diamond Tiara said,"YOU PAINT YOUR CUTIE MARKS!!!"
"Yeah," Silverspoon agreed,"Gabby Gums and Featherweight, are our heroes. We couldn't have brought you guys down with no evidence. Everypony knows that even though in the beginning, Gabby Gums wrote lies and gossip, she now writes truth and interviews."
"It's true, all of this,"Buzz said ashamed,"We wanted to be ponies because you fillies keep on making fun of us mules."
"US????????????????????" Diamond Tiara screamed, "USSSS??? We just came here from Fillydelphia, okay?? You have to stop blaming everything on us!" Diamond Tiara's anger annoyed the Queen Kangees, so they made a huddle and the results were....
"Fine then. Let's end this with a debate. You bring everyfilly on your side, and we'll bring everyfilly on our side," Numero cackled.
And that's when it began....
***NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR***
Hi again... I really need help with my story...
I hope you guys have brilliant minds to come
up with a great idea...
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Two new friendly ponies, Silverspoon and Diamond Tiara, came to their school. They each had their cutie marks! The prettiest and most unique of them all. The Kangees and Queen Chrysalis Jr. got extremely jealous. They had the "LOSER" cutie marks. I mean a turd, a bumblebee, and a blank flank? Seriously! Who could compete with a tiara and a SILVER spoon? The Kangees and Queen Chrysalis Jr. thought.
The Kangees and Queen Chrysalis needed to be "cooler." They decided to have a name for their "awesome" group (included the 3 of them only). They're group was named, Queen Kangees. Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon's group was named, the Diamond Spies. Everything that the Diamond Spies had, the Queen Kangees were jealous of it. No matter what it was, they would do something to get it.Even... an email. When school was over that day and the weekend started, they put their plan into action.
***NOTE FROM AUTHOR***
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It was one whole newspaper column that changed the Diamond Spies and the Queen Kangees life. It was the Foal Free Press. These columns changed all. of. their. lives. forever.
Gabby Gums Column #4
Chrysalis Jr. feels ashamed and doesn’t feel as she fits in with a name like Chrysalis. She decides that she wants to change it to something else. So what did she do? Paint her cutie mark, move to a different school, befriend Choco and Buzz, and then show off her cutie mark to them. What was their cutie mark? A bee for Buzz, a poop for Choco, and a number sign for Chrysalis. Chrysalis now says that her name is Numero, NOT Queen Chrysalis Jr. She said it was meant to be for her name to be Numero and for her cutie mark to be a number sign. That was NOT a coincidence. It’s not possible. No possible pony has a name that matches their cutie mark. Our concluding point: A LIAR!
Gabby Gums Column #5
EVERYPONY says that Buzz and Choco Kangee AREN’T ponies, that they are MULES. Is it true? I asked the photographer of the Foal Free Press to document EVERYTHING... So is it true? OF COURSE! They ARE mules. Featherweight, our photographer, caught a picture of them repainting their cutie marks and taking off their hair. Haven’t you guys ever wondered why their cutie marks were a bee and pooh? That’s probably the only thing that they can paint. The Queen Kangee group has been painting their cutie marks,INCLUDING "Numero". That is why "Numero's" cutie mark appeared suddenly. It’s just a number sign. That she “says” means that she is GOOD at MATH. We asked the Cutie Mark Crusaders to give her a test. When the CMC checked the answers, they were all WRONG. What a liar. The CMC also helped us research female mules. The research paper said that mules eat bees and some eat the poop of the other mules. That proves my next point: Phony Ponies!
Gabby Gums Column #6 Exclusive!!!
Is it possible? Buzz Kangee, Choco Kangee, and Numero have teamed up with the famous CGI group from the 2012 Math Scouts!!! As to closer examination, the photo that Featherweight took also included the CGI Math Scouts. They were in the background, fixing their disguises and helping out the Kangees. The CGI’s are a group of ignorant stealers who plan to take over the world with the rest of the Kangees.
