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My better life

by Sharky White
Meet Sharky White. A man living in a world that has no meaning for him anymore.

Meet Sharky White, a man living in a world that has lost all meaning for him. After flying to Italy to suprise his girlfriend, he comes to her hotel and finds her with another man. Depressed, with a diamond ring in pocket, he then goes to the airport and recieves 3 consecutive calls, each bearing increasingly terrible news. Planning his own death, he boards his flight back to the U.S. but ends up somewhere totally different...

NOTE: Yeah, some of the beginning is still really poorly written. I mean technically the whole thing is, but those moreso than others. I'll be slowly editing from the start while I write forward, and edited chapters will be marked with a '*'. That way you new guys know why one chapter is less crappy than the one after.

Cancelled
Comedy
Adventure
Sex
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Romance
 
SDMO

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147 Chapters:

  1. I Don't Deserve Death* 2012-05-07 01:46:23 UTC
    952
  2. Waking in a New World 2012-03-14 17:40:11 UTC
    1434
  3. Meet the friends 2012-02-27 17:31:23 UTC
    1513
  4. Meet the friends part 2 2012-03-14 17:47:36 UTC
    2378
  5. Narrow dodging 2012-02-29 13:18:03 UTC
    2814
  6. New Year's party! 2012-03-14 20:03:16 UTC
    2141
  7. Copy Cat 2012-03-02 03:25:34 UTC
    2096
  8. Personal space? 2012-03-03 00:37:25 UTC
    2113
  9. Unsettling 2012-03-03 13:09:15 UTC
    1973
  10. I need a job 2012-03-04 01:45:24 UTC
    2322
  11. The oddest pegasus 2012-03-04 17:46:27 UTC
    2580
  12. For My Friends! 2012-03-05 22:22:20 UTC
    2051
  13. More clothes... 2012-03-07 01:53:13 UTC
    2113
  14. Cheater? WHUT? 2012-03-08 00:38:06 UTC
    1969
  15. The princess is always right! 2012-03-08 13:40:19 UTC
    2510
  16. My little wolf 2012-03-09 01:16:05 UTC
    2245
  17. Magic is Trouble! 2012-03-09 23:15:01 UTC
    2010
  18. Fool Me Once... 2012-03-10 15:24:25 UTC
    2105
  19. Recognition 2012-03-11 04:27:05 UTC
    2150
  20. Well Darn... 2012-03-11 16:08:53 UTC
    2019
  21. Confrontation 2012-03-13 01:10:15 UTC
    2354
  22. To Canterlot! 2012-03-13 14:21:24 UTC
    2120
  23. Wrong Sharky 2012-03-14 17:27:38 UTC
    2514
  24. Showdown 2012-03-15 21:15:12 UTC
    2415
  25. Unexpected Results 2012-03-16 14:44:31 UTC
    3009
  26. My Son 2012-03-17 23:07:23 UTC
    2154
  27. Chaos Powers 2012-03-19 03:02:19 UTC
    2217
  28. Knighthood 2012-03-20 19:05:22 UTC
    2106
  29. The Hunt Begins 2012-03-20 23:36:30 UTC
    2162
  30. Jumped 2012-03-21 16:20:09 UTC
    2218
  31. Smash Time 2012-03-22 12:25:34 UTC
    2200
  32. New Citizen 2012-03-23 08:06:27 UTC
    2217
  33. Cook Off 2012-03-24 15:21:27 UTC
    2421
  34. Trolling 2012-03-26 14:55:47 UTC
    2171
  35. Return 2012-03-27 17:41:16 UTC
    2298
  36. Going to the Show 2012-03-28 02:30:55 UTC
    2209
  37. Daring 2012-03-29 00:56:07 UTC
    2296
  38. Bittersweet 2012-03-29 21:33:11 UTC
    2591
  39. Trust 2012-03-30 13:11:59 UTC
    2151
  40. Stormy Weather 2012-03-31 04:38:46 UTC
    2139
  41. Savior 2012-04-01 00:16:12 UTC
    2222
  42. Sleep 2012-04-01 15:01:18 UTC
    2139
  43. Dreamer 2012-04-02 20:21:55 UTC
    2113
  44. Ringtone 2012-04-03 21:17:19 UTC
    2211
  45. Ursa 2012-04-05 03:32:44 UTC
    2063
  46. Minor Wounds 2012-04-05 20:49:42 UTC
    2071
  47. Fate 2012-04-22 14:35:28 UTC
    2158
  48. Traveler 2012-04-07 13:04:39 UTC
    2070
  49. Princess 2012-04-07 23:57:08 UTC
    2255
  50. Bar 2012-04-08 20:15:53 UTC
    2753
  51. Death 2012-04-11 12:34:00 UTC
    2009
  52. Awaken 2012-04-13 15:04:20 UTC
    2064
  53. Explanation: FF7 2012-04-13 15:31:37 UTC
    1336
  54. Break 2012-04-15 05:58:47 UTC
    2016
  55. Funeral 2012-04-16 03:09:56 UTC
    2170
  56. Life 2012-04-20 23:43:35 UTC
    2971
  57. Explaining is for Suckers 2012-04-22 12:34:20 UTC
    2174
  58. Steven 2012-04-22 23:00:24 UTC
    2117
  59. Backstory 2012-04-24 03:19:13 UTC
    2041
  60. Gift 2012-04-24 20:21:10 UTC
    2280
  61. Snow 2012-04-25 16:08:21 UTC
    2402
  62. Frosty the Demon 2012-04-25 21:48:30 UTC
    2023
  63. Speech 2012-04-26 16:30:52 UTC
    2151
  64. All is Not Well 2012-04-26 21:00:27 UTC
    2130
  65. Criminals 2012-04-27 13:56:43 UTC
    2179
  66. Salon 2012-04-27 22:18:59 UTC
    2480
  67. Boutique 2012-04-28 04:32:15 UTC
    2026
  68. Visit 2012-04-28 23:09:10 UTC
    2258
  69. Denied 2012-04-29 19:36:59 UTC
    2366
  70. Town 2012-04-30 10:37:59 UTC
    2150
  71. Train 2012-05-01 16:27:09 UTC
    2674
  72. Boredom 2012-05-02 10:25:02 UTC
    2115
  73. Flames 2012-05-03 10:33:42 UTC
    2333
  74. Dragon 2012-07-30 07:20:29 UTC
    2300
  75. Flight 2012-05-04 18:35:19 UTC
    2059
  76. Shining 2012-05-06 16:15:33 UTC
    2744
  77. Egg 2012-05-07 00:35:15 UTC
    2746
  78. Suppose 2012-05-10 12:21:52 UTC
    2144
  79. Heist 2012-05-14 03:09:10 UTC
    2644
  80. Survive 2012-05-20 03:25:17 UTC
    2259
  81. Question 2012-05-31 04:03:10 UTC
    3329
  82. Practice 2012-06-08 21:11:32 UTC
    2482
  83. Sunny skies 2012-06-19 01:27:53 UTC
    2169
  84. Before the Storm 2012-06-21 01:43:15 UTC
    2246
  85. Help 2012-06-22 01:46:55 UTC
    2122
  86. Second 2012-06-24 15:55:10 UTC
    2238
  87. Awkward 2012-06-26 08:21:57 UTC
    2529
  88. Need 2012-06-27 21:22:02 UTC
    2328
  89. Worship 2012-06-28 22:16:57 UTC
    2362
  90. Reveal 2012-06-29 07:45:16 UTC
    2359
  91. Mental Attacks 2012-07-03 23:05:14 UTC
    2605
  92. Desert 2012-09-22 04:39:03 UTC
    2455
  93. The Deadlands 2012-07-16 06:52:03 UTC
    3496
  94. Two Left, Two Stayed, Four Dead 2012-07-30 07:16:16 UTC
    2791
  95. Fall of a Hero 2012-08-01 05:53:40 UTC
    3917
  96. Death in the Deadlands 2012-08-03 16:33:09 UTC
    2816
  97. False Leads 2012-08-07 18:58:02 UTC
    2459
  98. Checkup 2012-08-09 01:30:19 UTC
    2629
  99. Showers 2012-08-11 02:40:37 UTC
    2050
  100. Busy 2012-09-01 14:12:36 UTC
    2271
  101. Song 2012-09-07 13:41:32 UTC
    2498
  102. Trust 2012-09-08 14:56:52 UTC
    2540
  103. Choice 2012-09-14 20:58:06 UTC
    4258
  104. Real Drinks 2012-09-18 16:06:46 UTC
    3427
  105. Nightmares 2012-09-19 15:21:14 UTC
    2815
  106. Tell Me 2012-09-21 13:51:50 UTC
    3805
  107. Byron 2012-09-22 03:38:05 UTC
    2453
  108. Volunteer 2012-09-25 04:34:11 UTC
    2651
  109. Dignity? HA. 2012-09-26 01:02:32 UTC
    2451
  110. WARNING 2012-09-26 22:45:14 UTC
    47
  111. Fight 2012-09-27 23:35:32 UTC
    3179
  112. Shut the Hell Up! 2012-10-02 02:50:17 UTC
    2453
  113. Unyielding Steel 2012-10-04 00:34:00 UTC
    2276
  114. Steamroll 2012-10-13 02:38:45 UTC
    2349
  115. Bidders Part 1 2012-11-17 03:00:11 UTC
    12051
  116. Bidders part 2 2012-12-06 13:38:39 UTC
    6792
  117. Skip, Skip 2012-12-13 20:46:01 UTC
    2422
  118. Dinner Date (Finally) 2012-12-18 00:16:57 UTC
    3711
  119. Think 2013-01-07 13:32:23 UTC
    1967
  120. Sharing 2013-01-13 19:05:19 UTC
    2662
  121. Re-unite 2013-01-17 04:16:54 UTC
    2217
  122. Yes, Master? 2013-03-04 04:52:23 UTC
    5839
  123. Fine, I'll Talk 2013-04-05 10:35:29 UTC
    2335
  124. Thorned Shark: An Insane Interrogation 2013-04-07 16:41:31 UTC
    2112
  125. Interview 2013-04-10 01:56:28 UTC
    2997
  126. That's Not So Bad... Oh... 2013-04-13 01:15:01 UTC
    2825
  127. Moon in the Morning 2013-04-15 18:49:39 UTC
    2061
  128. Catching Up 2013-04-17 05:36:42 UTC
    3729
  129. Outside 2013-05-06 13:58:44 UTC
    2284
  130. You Can Run 2013-05-06 21:38:57 UTC
    2590
  131. Jinkies 2013-05-07 03:08:36 UTC
    2290
  132. I'm No Ninja 2013-05-10 02:31:45 UTC
    3011
  133. Vacation, Anypony? 2013-05-17 04:45:26 UTC
    2057
  134. Pahoehoe 2013-05-25 04:46:17 UTC
    2674
  135. Care To Explain? 2013-06-03 14:31:21 UTC
    2537
  136. Why Not Both? 2013-06-29 04:06:02 UTC
    2635
  137. Can't Beat Him... 2013-07-04 15:40:11 UTC
    2508
  138. The Royal Friendzone 2013-10-21 05:09:59 UTC
    2509
  139. Screw Sleep 2013-11-02 03:18:11 UTC
    2289
  140. Thunder 2013-11-28 08:50:40 UTC
    1902
  141. Diamond Soul 2013-12-03 14:22:18 UTC
    2503
  142. Resting is Good 2013-12-19 04:00:01 UTC
    3269
  143. Lightning Blade 2013-12-25 01:34:03 UTC
    3020
  144. Talk About It 2014-02-04 06:40:00 UTC
    2322
  145. Living Arrangements 2014-03-15 04:46:36 UTC
    4123
  146. Twilight is Right 2014-08-19 00:04:27 UTC
    2536
  147. Love you guys. 2015-05-01 21:18:07 UTC
    5