my friends fanfic My Little republican the battle of one direction

After conquering her fear of anal sex, FlutterShy started spending more time with Twilight Sparkle. They had a nice time together, but there was one thing they kept fighting over; nicknames. FlutterShy insisted on calling Twilight “Hairy Puss”, but Twilight wanted to be called “Hug Fucker”. They decided that they could talk this over a threesome with George Takei. After eating Dumplings out of each others butts, It was revealed that George and AppleJack had made a deal. Applejack would film the threesome, while George ate some ramen noodles out of Kim Jong Un. AppleJack Threatened Twilight and FlutterShy to upload the video on ponyhub, if they did not do one task; stuff apples into AppleJacks eye sockets. They did this, but it turned out that Applejack was lying and had Rainbow dash show the porn to elementary ponies. AppleBloom was the first to climax after watching that, but Rainbow Dash put her back in line by having a black guy impregnate her and then punch the unborn baby. Sweetie

Belle ran away from the black guy, but he caught up to her and called for Joseph Kony. Kony slapped the sprinkles out of Sweetie by forcing another child into her earhole. Scootaloo tried to stop Kony but kony and the black guy pulled out some fried chicken and beat her to death with it. Sweetie pulled out the child in her earhole, only to be raped by George takei. AppleBloom stopped George, who called for Rainbow dash. Rainbow dash went to her closet to bring out Harry from one direction to help in the fight. Harry used his white people powers to call Liam, Zayn, Niall, and Louis. Applebloom and Sweetie pulled out knifes from there vaginas to kill Harry, and were about to kill Niall when George stopped them. Liam and Zayn Tackled them, but the knife accidentily stabbed Liam. Rainbow and Louis charged at AppleBloom who had escaped, but accidently tripped over Kony’s fried Chicken. Kony, who saw how stupid they were, killed Rainbow and Louis. Kony then left, knowing nothing could un-rape Sweetie. The black guy started choking Sweetie, but after some decision-making, Niall and Zayn decided to help her, buy beating the black guy up with homegrown eggplants.

It was now George Takei vs. Niall, Zayn, Sweetie, and AppleBloom. Niall, feeling confedent, went up to George and stabbed him with the fried chicken that rainbow had fallen over. He was about to turn back to his group, when liam, who was dying from the knife wound, stood up and snapped nialls neck, before dying himself. The remaining three looked at all the people who had died. Scootaloo, Harry, Rainbow Dash, Louis, The black guy, George, Liam, and Niall. They went to return to Fluttershy and Twilight, to tell them what happened. AppleJack watched from a distance and knew war was upon them. The prophecy of the ponies stated that if a one direction member killed another one, the two sides, Republicans and Asians, would be at war.

So AppleJack called up her weapons expert, Putin