my friends fanfic My Little republican the battle of one direction

After seeing what their porno had done the the community, Twilight and Fluttershy were devastated. However, AppleBloom, Zayn from one direction, and Sweetie Belle, told them that since Liam had killed Naill, the prophecy was true. So, they had to build an army of republicans to battle the asian forces.

Meanwhile, Applejack, Vladimir Putin, and there new teamate zombie hitler, had devised a plan of attack on the republicans. they had formed an army of clones from their recruits. the recruits were, Kim Jong Un, Tom Brady, Justin Bieber, and all the people who work at chinese restaurants. There was one down side: If the original person is killed, all the clones explode into noodles. However, the Asians were confident they would win the battle.

The republicans had there army too. It consisted of Fluttershy, Twilight, Zayn, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Mitt Romney, a large turtle, Charity,  Pinkie pie, Will smith, and Jack from Lost. Zayn, who was emotionally distraught since his fellow band mates were killed, drew their faces and names on rocks. he them ejaculated over them to give them life, so there was now Rock Liam, rock niall, rock louis, and rock harry. After Liam appoligized for killing niall, it was official. The Band was back together.

The two sides decided to fight at the mcdonalds in syria, since nothing ever happens in syria. After chatting over big macs given to them by the mcdonalds employee Jessica, the republicans and asians started war.

Although the asians were super smart and had clones, Will smith quickly threw Rock Liam into the side of Kim Jongs head. All of the Kim clones exploded, dropping there nuclear weapons. The Jusin Beiber clones started fighting Pinkie Pie and Charity, and the Tom Brady clones started attacking Romney and Jack. Will Picked up Rock Louis and tried to kill Tom, but he caught it and through him into the bathroom door. Will, Rock liam, rock harry, rock niall, and Zayn watched in horror as rock louis shattered into hundreds of pieces. Rock Harry went over to inspect, but saw a shadow in the batheroom and went in. FlutterShy, the large turtle, and Twilight started battling tom bradys clones, while also helping Will and Jack. Charity, Romney and Pinkie attacked Beibers clones,  and were winning the fight. However, Vladimir Putin snuck up behind them and killed romney. Charity threw rock Niall at Putin, killing him instantly.

Once Applejack saw Putin fall, she and zombie hitler started ripping Charity apart piece by piece. Hitler saw Rock Niall on the ground, and smashed against the large turtle.

The large turtle roared in pain, and died next to rock niall.

Jack from Lost, Will, and Zayn tried to get the rest of One Direction back together, but Rock Harry called from the bathroom.

Everyone had forgotten Applebloom had been raped, and she was traumatized.

In the mcdonalds bathroom, AppleBloom had hung herself.