What Planet Is This?

"um... hi?" i weakly smiled with an edge of worry.

"oh hey Fluttershy," the dragon smiled. "Who's this?"

"oh um.. this is Ziggy Blues... just thought i'd introduce him to you and Twilight"

i visibly shuddered. "whats wrong with him?" the llittle dragon asked.

"don't ask, kid" i simply chuckled.

"im not a kid" the dragon retorted.

"shouldnt you be in school? your wearing uniform"

before the dragon could answer, a second voice suddenly emerged from the library. "Spike? who is it"

"its Fluttershy and some new guy" the dragon, now identified as Spike shouted in reply.

"oh, just a minute" i heard the soft thud of a book hitting a desk.

we were ushered in by Spike. "hello, i'm Twilight Sparkle" she introduced her self.

"ah, i'm Ziggy Blues, pleased to make your aquantiance" i smiled.

Fluttershy simply hummed to herself while looking at some romance novels.

"sooo... erm.. how do i put this" Twilight watched me rack my brain.

"well., where are you from?" she asked. i simply stared at her for a good few minutes memorizing her features.

her purple hair accented with a streak of pink. the studious eyes gazing into mine like reading an open book.

"well... can i asnwer that in a form of a question?" i asked.

"sure" she smiled.

"ok then, What planet is this?" i asked with a straight face.

"wha...what?" she looked confused. "this is the planet Earth, the country of equestria"

"wow... that was actually a pretty staight forward answer, mind you at least i alreadyknow the town name... Ponyville"

she smiled at my logic.

suddenly there was another set of knocks at the door. "hey twi? theres a strange guy walking around with fluttershy, we're a bit worried he might try somethin" the door was burst open by a pink haired woman who obviously had too much sugar.

i simply waved at them with a calm expression, but soon had to block a kick from a stetson wearing southern-belle.

her leg was stopped by my right arm. "what the hay? no-one can stop a kick from Applejack, not even me!" a rainbow-haired girl who seemingly looked like a lesbian exclaimed. "eh, i can see why" i chuckled, after  rubbing the arm i blocked with. "ah..wha... sorry about that sugarcube, ah jus thought you was going to hurt my friend here" she pointed to fluttershy.

"hey, no problem, sounds like something i would do too" i grinned. now that i knew where i was, i would have no problem attempting to fit in.

"anyways..." i looked at Twilight, i had noticed she had a horn proturding out of her head. "forgive me for asking but... how many races are there on this world twilight?" the others were shocked. well apart from spike, twilight and fluttershy.

"well, you have the Magi,"she pointed to her horn. "the seraphs" she pointed to Fluttershy's wings, "and the earthers"

she simply pointed to the pink haired bundle of bouncing....damnit... shake the thought SHAKE THE THOUGHT!!!!

the pink haired woman simply looked at me with a cheeky smile. i didn't want to know what she was thinking.

she simply sat there and grinned, then disappeared. "oh, don't mind her..thats Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie"

something about that woman was... strange to say the least...yep...strange but... alluring.

"so, introductions are in order..again, i'm Ziggy Blues"

they all seemed to smile. "ahm Applejack, i run the stall for Sweet Apple Acres, best damn apples in the whole of equestria" she grinned.

"i'll have to try one at some point" i grinned.

the rainbow haired one chimed in "i'm rainbow dash," i watched as the others began to mouth her exact words " the fastest flyer in equestria" she boasted.

"wanna prove it? my feet versus your wings" i chuckled.

"your on" she glared.

"ah, hello darling," darling? whatever "my name is Rarity... i run the carousel boutique..and may i say it is nice to see a man with refined clothing tastes, even if they are a bit dirty"

"yeah.. thats what waking up in the everfree forest gets ya" i smiled.

"well, feel free to stop by if you need anything darling" she smiled.

"oh um...sure"

after they all left, i was met with a final question. "so where are you staying?"

"under the stars i suppose" i sighed.

"oh my, we cant have that can we, y-you can stay at mine" Fluttershy smiled.

"o-or mine" Twilight added, it almost seemed liek they were...

"are you two arguing over me?...jeez, im flattered....however...since i dont really have much in possesions i shall...sofa surf" i chuckled, incase no-one knows what sofa surfing is.. its the act of simply going from one house to anohter, staying for one night. "oh," twilight wa about to put in her two Bits...but i stopped her. "and seeing as Fluts helped me today, i shall stay with her for tonight, giving her a hand with her animal friends in return" i smiled.

they both listened. "after all, one good deed deserves anohter" i smiled.