What Planet Is This?

by The Drifting Bard

the gift basket

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i brought you a bass...but i smashed it!


as i walked along beside Fluttershy, she simply hummed a small tune... a tune i recognized so well.

i began to hum it too. witha smiel emblazoned on my face. "oh, you know it too?" she asked with an air of wonder about her.

"eh.. a little bit" i scratched the back of my head sheepishly. we walked along the path until the cottage was in sight.

"so... you live there?... its... um... nice" i tried tofind the right word... but failed miserably.

she simply smiled. i looked up, seeng a small blip falling out of the sky. "Fluts, did you see that?"

"see what?" she suddenly eeped as she saw the same blip getting closer.

i took off, she lagged behind. i found the blip coming closer and closer... like it was heading my direction.

and then it simply stopped infront of me. the blip grew larger, is shape became more defined.

it was a bag... "seriously? a freaking bag..." i deadpanned. it landed with a thud infront of me.

Fluttershy had caught up, watching me lift the bag with ease.

i pulled off a note which was stapled to the flap of the bag.

.. its me, G-O-D....sorry about pushing you through the door

i felt somewhat terrible so... i kinda gathered a few things and threw them in the bag, enjoy

the note then went on to state how to use it.

"i wonder..."

"what.. what is it ziggy?"

"mountian dew code red" sure enough

i reached my hand inside and pulled out a cold can of mountain dew.

repeating myself, i handed one over to fluttershy. "oh.. umm..thank you" she blushed.

she looked at the can, confused as to how to open it... "hang on" with a quick subtle pull, it was open.

she took a sip, and quickly took in the flavour of cherry, she glanced over to me. i was currently on my third swig.

"how can you...um... drink this stuff?"

"quite easily" i grinned as i finished the can and dumped it into the bag.

"so, ummm...Ziggy... what did you do on earth?"

"i was stuck in a stuffy office block for .... 9 hours a day" i sighed. "least i had the weekends off" i smiled.

"oh..."

we contiued the walk at a slow pace, simply talking about different things. "hmmm"

"what is it it fluts?"

she stopped to think for a moment. "how come your not...um...freaking about all this?"

i stopped, suddenly trying to find an answer. "i think i'll settle on the answer as.... i have no idea!" i chuckled.

with the initial thought out of the way, we came to her house.

"okay... nice was an understatement" I chuckled. she giggled at this.

the bunny opened the door and shot her an accusing look.

"hey angel... this is Ziggy, he's going to be staying here for the night okay?"

the bunny gave me a fierce stare and made the movements of 'I'm watching you'.

"listen, lil' buddy... its only one night, and then i'm somewhere else" i told him, he seemed to like the idea.

"i'll sleep on the couch okay fluts?"

"what? y-you'll do no such" i already raised my hand to stop her.

"it's whats right, and besides... Angel would probably get the wrong idea" i commented. watching a blush creep across her face. she let aout a small squeak and muttered somehting under her breath.

"what? really?" she suddenly squeaked, looking at me... she blushed furiusly before fainting.

i scooped her up and placed her on her bed, then simply walked down stairs and

i pulled an ipod out of my pocket, flicking through the different playlists... finally deciding on Hell raiser by motorhead.

the song played out...and i fell asleep.

however, sleep was not on my side. there was a bright flash, and i was again in a pure white void.

"hey Morgan," the white form took shape. "thanks for the stuff"

"here you go" He handed a guitar case to me, and sent me back in a daze.

suddenly his voice echoed in my head. "least you can sleep now"

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