Disclaimer: All references to Bronies being idiots are purely satirical. No seriously, I'm going to be EXTREMELY mean to this character. If you hate fat-jokes, retard-jokes, ect. TURN THE OTHER WAY YOU SUB-HUMAN SCUM!

Artemis Vanderbeak is your average brony. He's thirty-six years old, fat, and lazy. But this ugly sack of crap is about to go on a really stupid adventure.

If you read it, I'll give you candy.