Applejack's vocabulary destroys Ponyville.

Commander Shepard crash lands The Normandy on a strange planet filled with weird, talking horses. Of course, he's renegade as shrek, so he could care less.

As it turns out, those dolls are life size. Pretty sexy, huh?

Celestia's glorious butt destroys all of Equestria.

Snowdrop and Nyx have eaten Twilight's favorite snack, and now they must face the consequences.

Big Mac and Cheerilee decide to have sex: terrible, awkward sex. Your first time is rarely successful. Usually both parties are frighteningly ignorant, and very unskilled in the art of sex.