Mailboxes with Faces

As the rainclouds grew higher, the Earth knew that a baby was coming, and was going to smell some chicken wings. Gavin's mother gave birth to him, and Gavin looked into her eyes and said, "Smell my hair, it's fresh." Gavin's mother bent over and smelled his hair, and knew that this was the greatest day of her life. When Gavin reached the age of Two, he gained interest in watching violent cartoons and stabbing pillows. Gavin was also interested in the fridge, too. He grabbed a chicken wing and ate it in one bite and said, "Mmm, that's tasty, now I need a grenade to kill some more chickens." Gavin's parents had a chicken farm containing 300 chickens, so, Gavin threw a grenade at a chicken and fried it. "Mmm, even more tasty than before, but I guess you could say it's, "too tasty" mmm, so delicious." So, after his snack, Gavin went to go play with his Power Ranger Bloopa Loo squad, and pretended they were his cousins from Canada.

At age 3, Gavin now was 4 feet tall, hit puberty, and could eat 78 bags of hardware in a day. So, Gavin went looking for his best friends, Kai, Jon-a-don (or just 'Jon'), and Sockface. Sockface was the first to meet up with Gavin, and he began instantly talking to him. "Hey Gavin! BETCHA CAN'T SEE MY FACE!" Sockface screamed. "You're wearing a towel on your head, idiot." "OH!!!!!!!!" Sockface screamed, once more. Kai soon met up with the group, dancing, no, not dancing, just flinging his arms up and down while jumping and swinging his head around like an idiot. "UH YEAH! UH YEAH! JEWISH FACE FISH!" Kai sang happily to the tune of 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'. Gavin started, too, dancing like an idiot with Kai. "Hey, guys," Gavin said, "Wanna come over to my place? We've got a lot of stuff that we can play with!" "Sure, Gavin! I'll go!" Kai exclaimed. "Nah, 'm going back to mah house." Sockface said in a bored tone.

And where's Jon, you ask? Well, oh yes! That's when Chapter 2 comes along! Just marvelous!