Mailboxes with Faces

Chapter Two,

8 years passed, and Gavin's interest changed multiple times. I mean MULTIPLE. He now likes these things called 'Ribeye Steaks', whatever those are, and has interest in things that even I didn't know existed! What's that you say? Back to the plot? Ah, yes, of course.

Gavin was bouncing on the swings, causing explosions in the east, hearing screams of families, he soon got bored and went inside to do yoga books, not for any purpose. The next hour,  he decided to pay Kai for a visit, but noticed that something was wrong… he couldn't put his mind on what it was about Kai's house. "OH YEAH!" Gavin thought, "His door got painted! Wow, blue looks good on his door!" Gavin rang the door bell, but something adorably amazing stepped out. It wasn't Kai, it was a… PASTEL COLORED HORSE! "Oh my god, I could just hug you all day!" Gavin managed to squeak out before having an adorableness overload. "Yup, and I've changed my name to Icy!" "Icy? What kind of a name is 'Icy'? Why not 'Bruce Willis'?" "Dude, do you EVEN see the color of my fur?" "Hmmm, black… no wait, yellow! Yeah! Piss yellow!" "Ugh, no, anyways, you wanna come in or what?" Icy asked Gavin. "Sure! but I forgot about my chess board! I was gonna show you my move, 'The Frozen Nipples of Frosty the Snowman'!"

Gavin and Icy soon left the house, Gavin having two fully - loaded MAC10s in his holsters, they went off to find Sockface. "Hey, wanna have fun going to Sockface's ugly manchild smelly house?" Gavin asked. "Sure!" Gavin demonstrated how to bounce on your ass down roads. So, they did. Icy knocked on the door, and Sockface was as ugly as ever, 23" long nose, short legs, and acne all over his everywhere. "What do you two wan- who is that?" Sockface snorted. "That's Icy, the man horse."  "Wait, Icy the man horse?" Sockface asked. "Yeah. Gavin has been calling me Bru Buddy ever since he saw me." Icy replied. "Well, ya'll should go on, I'll just stay here and gain another 3333 pounds."

You know how Jon hasn't been mentioned yet? Well here he is.

Gavin was hugging Icy, and Icy, the struggling horse trying to carry this payload, was going to Jon's house. "H-he-hey! Loo-oook! It's Ja-ha-haaun…" Icy struggled saying. Gavin ran up to Jon but wasn't expecting what you're about to read. Yes you, you silly man. Gavin slowly walked up to Jon. "Hey Jon! Haven't seen you in 8 years! where have you been?" Gavin asked. Jon slowly turned around and jumped onto Gavin, humping his face like a goddamn head humper!"AAUUUGHH! GET IT OFF!" Gavin screamed while running towards Icy. Icy reached towards one of Gavin's MAC10s and just then forgot about his fingers. "Aw, crap." Icy said, coldly. Gavin pushed Jon off of his face and grabbed his MAC10 and LIT HIM UP! 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT! Jon slowly got up, and said slowly, "Get it up in there. Man, I'm tired, how 'bout you guys?" "Uhh…" both boys said, "No, we'll go home…" Gavin said. And the boys ran off.