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(( Medics arive and rush into the basement)) »ok get a Iv in her right hoof,crow run out to the dropship and grab 2 ccs of pony blood. »Lets fix this young mare (( soldiers scream oohra!!!)) I hold dashes upper body close to mine in loving
embrace whispering I wont let you die on me. »Medic... Ok so the lungs go back in here and the guts go out here,now
connect the stomach to this.... Oh no not that she didnt remove that((pukes))...medic shes missing her lower
parts....»Medic...AH CRAP BRO I DONT KNOW HOW TO REATTACH THAT.LISTEN YOU IDIOT YOUR TRAINED TO REATTACH A COCK AND BALLS HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO REATTACH A MAREHOOD AND OVERIES!!! NOW GET TO IT
SOLDIER»medic...Sir yes sir!...Dash this gonna hurt bad I mean bad(( she nods to me))»Rainbow dash...Look I dont care
how bad it hurts im so awsome I can take it now fix me!.»Medic..attach the
tubes here and her marehood here((dash screams in pain))...»pinkamena wha hey! who are you???...Murderous bitch EAT
THIS *i point my pulse rifle at her AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH(( thousands of rounds shred her once again)). Shes dead now
»Medic..ok were all good here now to stitch her up.
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»Rainbow dash...ugggh owwww wher where am I ?your in the back of a dropship. My men and I saved your life.»
Rainbow dash...really I cant remember much of what happend...Hey thats just the morphine but im afrad you cant fly for a few months. Your wings have to mend properly. Plus no sex either that has to heal too»Rainbow dash...what but
but*sigh* fine fine but to see something as handsome as whatever it is you are its gonna be hard...Yea but its for your own good and your really hot too btw im commander jhon wolf. »Pilot...sir were heading to earth so she'll be safe....Good
Dash your lucky we found you»Rainbow dash... Yea your so awsome say umm what happend to pinkie?....her severed head and bullet filled remains are in the ponyville morgue...»RAINBOW DASH...OH MY CELESTIA !!!!.. Hey she put you in this mess and being a soldier I killed her for almost killing you..»Rainbow dash...come here a min...*leans in close*...»Rainbow dash..*kisses him deeply* ... I love you dash and then again what brony doesnt... The werewolfin end.
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Birk we've lost contact with dropship 191 request permission to land on planet e 17.
This is camander wolf d 191 where are we?....Fuck radios out!!... Ok listen up marines were in ponyvile airspace so lets not attract the attention of the wonderbolts. » you got it sir. (( Dropship lands outside sugarcube corner)). » sir what is this place? Pinkie pies bakery eh lets grab somethin to eat here. (( knocks on the door)) hello anyone here?» I got signals I got readings in front and behind! Where?.BASEMENT. GO GO GO GET DOWN THERE NOW ASAP!!!
((we kick the door open)) OH FUUUUCK OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE GET HER OFF DASH!! (( as pinkamena looks up bullets tear
through her head and body)) » oh god sir look at rainbow. Dont just stand there you idiot. call a fuckin medic now
marine now! ((Rainbow dash awakes screaming in pure agony)) your gonna be ok dashie your gonna be ok....AAH
DAMNIT WHERES THAT MEDIC AT CROW!!! »On his way sir.