
I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies
After Cotton Hill dies, he is given another chance in life in the world of Equestria.
Remake of one of my works I have previously done (and working on).
When Cotton passes away, God sends him to Equestria so that Cotton can redeem himself.
I do not own King of the Hill nor Friendship Is Magic.
A remake on my second MLP story!
Completely unrelated to neither Dang O' Ponies stories
Original Story:
I Killed Fitty Men, Not Ponies


52610 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
41 Chapters:
- Chapter 1 - "Mah story begins" 2013-09-15 05:15:22 UTC1114
- I met the Mane 6 2013-09-15 05:15:32 UTC1113
- Mah Second Day on this God-forsaken place 2013-09-28 06:18:06 UTC790
- A surprise party, really? 2013-10-05 07:09:54 UTC804
- =Yup, Yup, Yup, Mmm hmm= 2013-10-06 01:22:49 UTC1116
- Hard Work, and a Vistor?! 2013-10-09 04:45:41 UTC865
- Oh God, Please Don't Be... 2013-10-10 21:14:32 UTC444
- ...Oh God, It IS Them... 2013-10-17 04:52:34 UTC725
- Breakfast at AJ's 2013-10-18 04:15:00 UTC2058
- =Mark's Haunting Memories= 2013-10-21 01:21:21 UTC1591
- Nerd meets 4 Eyes 2013-10-22 05:31:41 UTC668
- Dasher meets Gribble and Crazy Girl meets Fatty 2013-10-24 22:55:34 UTC695
- Marshmallow meets Boomhauer and Shy Girl meets Mr. Kahn 2013-11-01 16:16:53 UTC853
- OH SH... 2013-11-04 05:30:20 UTC882
- =Welcome to Equestria= 2013-11-09 03:14:19 UTC1812
- So now what? 2013-11-16 08:17:16 UTC1062
- Time for a nice round of Golf 2013-11-19 16:08:29 UTC1149
- Time to "Practice" 2013-11-26 16:08:28 UTC972
- The tournament begins! 2013-12-02 05:59:51 UTC1646
- Wait! You're... 2013-12-03 04:02:53 UTC1430
- Time to get the Hell Out of Here 2013-12-05 05:14:06 UTC1280
- One more thing to do... 2013-12-09 00:55:14 UTC1378
- Babysitting Time! 2013-12-11 18:42:14 UTC987
- Gotta Find 'Em All! 2013-12-13 18:09:26 UTC1124
- Well, He Knows... 2013-12-15 06:38:34 UTC997
- ...And Some Other Stuff 2013-12-16 00:35:13 UTC1429
- Off to that Crystal Place! 2013-12-19 02:37:17 UTC1782
- Time to Kill Fiddy Men...Again 2013-12-24 01:06:51 UTC1451
- It ain't easy bein' a sheriff 2013-12-29 00:01:13 UTC1089
- THEY DID IT! 2014-01-06 07:08:25 UTC1421
- Return of a Bandit 2014-01-23 20:43:44 UTC1879
- HE'S STILL ALIVE?-! 2014-01-28 16:32:32 UTC1284
- =Interlude= 2014-01-30 01:43:24 UTC212
- HE MUST DIE... 2014-02-11 16:49:18 UTC1419
- A Nice Lil' Conclusion to this Problem 2014-03-11 15:11:15 UTC1170
- Canterlot WHAT?! 2014-06-13 20:43:58 UTC1346
- Equestranauts Girls 2014-09-03 15:21:11 UTC1069
- Oh thank God! 2014-12-10 03:06:49 UTC1225
- Battle of the WHAT?! 2015-01-10 00:07:46 UTC949
- Getting the Heck out of Here 2015-07-30 00:24:47 UTC4840
- Dang ol' Love 2015-08-18 15:45:41 UTC2490