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I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies

by MajorDude
After Cotton Hill dies, he is given another chance in life in the world of Equestria.

Remake of one of my works I have previously done (and working on).

When Cotton passes away, God sends him to Equestria so that Cotton can redeem himself.

I do not own King of the Hill nor Friendship Is Magic.
A remake on my second MLP story!
Completely unrelated to neither Dang O' Ponies stories

Original Story:
I Killed Fitty Men, Not Ponies

Teen
On Hiatus
Slice of Life
Crossover
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
MO

52610 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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41 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 - "Mah story begins" 2013-09-15 05:15:22 UTC
    1114
  2. I met the Mane 6 2013-09-15 05:15:32 UTC
    1113
  3. Mah Second Day on this God-forsaken place 2013-09-28 06:18:06 UTC
    790
  4. A surprise party, really? 2013-10-05 07:09:54 UTC
    804
  5. =Yup, Yup, Yup, Mmm hmm= 2013-10-06 01:22:49 UTC
    1116
  6. Hard Work, and a Vistor?! 2013-10-09 04:45:41 UTC
    865
  7. Oh God, Please Don't Be... 2013-10-10 21:14:32 UTC
    444
  8. ...Oh God, It IS Them... 2013-10-17 04:52:34 UTC
    725
  9. Breakfast at AJ's 2013-10-18 04:15:00 UTC
    2058
  10. =Mark's Haunting Memories= 2013-10-21 01:21:21 UTC
    1591
  11. Nerd meets 4 Eyes 2013-10-22 05:31:41 UTC
    668
  12. Dasher meets Gribble and Crazy Girl meets Fatty 2013-10-24 22:55:34 UTC
    695
  13. Marshmallow meets Boomhauer and Shy Girl meets Mr. Kahn 2013-11-01 16:16:53 UTC
    853
  14. OH SH... 2013-11-04 05:30:20 UTC
    882
  15. =Welcome to Equestria= 2013-11-09 03:14:19 UTC
    1812
  16. So now what? 2013-11-16 08:17:16 UTC
    1062
  17. Time for a nice round of Golf 2013-11-19 16:08:29 UTC
    1149
  18. Time to "Practice" 2013-11-26 16:08:28 UTC
    972
  19. The tournament begins! 2013-12-02 05:59:51 UTC
    1646
  20. Wait! You're... 2013-12-03 04:02:53 UTC
    1430
  21. Time to get the Hell Out of Here 2013-12-05 05:14:06 UTC
    1280
  22. One more thing to do... 2013-12-09 00:55:14 UTC
    1378
  23. Babysitting Time! 2013-12-11 18:42:14 UTC
    987
  24. Gotta Find 'Em All! 2013-12-13 18:09:26 UTC
    1124
  25. Well, He Knows... 2013-12-15 06:38:34 UTC
    997
  26. ...And Some Other Stuff 2013-12-16 00:35:13 UTC
    1429
  27. Off to that Crystal Place! 2013-12-19 02:37:17 UTC
    1782
  28. Time to Kill Fiddy Men...Again 2013-12-24 01:06:51 UTC
    1451
  29. It ain't easy bein' a sheriff 2013-12-29 00:01:13 UTC
    1089
  30. THEY DID IT! 2014-01-06 07:08:25 UTC
    1421
  31. Return of a Bandit 2014-01-23 20:43:44 UTC
    1879
  32. HE'S STILL ALIVE?-! 2014-01-28 16:32:32 UTC
    1284
  33. =Interlude= 2014-01-30 01:43:24 UTC
    212
  34. HE MUST DIE... 2014-02-11 16:49:18 UTC
    1419
  35. A Nice Lil' Conclusion to this Problem 2014-03-11 15:11:15 UTC
    1170
  36. Canterlot WHAT?! 2014-06-13 20:43:58 UTC
    1346
  37. Equestranauts Girls 2014-09-03 15:21:11 UTC
    1069
  38. Oh thank God! 2014-12-10 03:06:49 UTC
    1225
  39. Battle of the WHAT?! 2015-01-10 00:07:46 UTC
    949
  40. Getting the Heck out of Here 2015-07-30 00:24:47 UTC
    4840
  41. Dang ol' Love 2015-08-18 15:45:41 UTC
    2490