This is a story of how Derpy Hooves learned to break the Fourth Wall and speak to all you people out there. What has she decided to do with this power? Review FiM Fiction! That's right! Everyone's favorite Pegasus, Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo, now reviews FiM Fiction in the style of Chester A. Bum! She will review for muffins! Make a suggestion and maybe she'll review it! And if you all give her enough muffins, she just might review "Equestria Girls" one day. . .

(Chester A. Bum was created by Doug Walker on thatguywiththeglasses.com.)