"MY HEAD HURTS!" I screamed as i woke up. I looked around,and i was in prison. Yep to much booze. "PSST! Mech!" I saw Greed through a crack in the wall. "Where in the vault are we?!" "Prison. Duh." "I mean where as in what dimension." "Does in look like I know?" Dang. Where lost in a random dimension,my head hurts like I'm on a hangover,and were in prison. I sat down,i noticed i wasn't a little horse,that an effect of dimension jumping,you become the main,or dominant spieces in that dimension. I stood back up and started sharpening my hidden blades on the metal bars. I loaded my various guns. I checked my data base to see if i could get any information on the dimension. Nope. I tested all my types of vision to see if they worked. They all did. I kept my eagle vision on though. I went to sleep after an hour of pacing my cell. Three hours later after a guard opened my cell. "Get up!" He shouted. I followed him. "You'r lucky the princess didn't decide to hang you." I chuckled "someone already tried to hang me good sir. As you can see,it didn't work." "Oh shut up" he opened a rather large door. Once I entered the room i saw two little horses on throwns. I burst out laughing and then the guard beat me over the head with a sledge hammer. My visor cracked and I fell on my knees .my chains rattled. "Stated you'r name." "Sure. After you state yours." He hit me in the head again. "DO YOU TAUNT US!!??" The one with the darker fur said. "No! I would never!" He hit me with the sledge hammer again. Blood started to drip through the crack in my helmet. "I ask you again,what is you'r name?" I slowly looked up. "M-Mech" I fell over and blacked out.
I guess maybe 10 seconds after i fainted Hawkeye slapped me and I woke up. The slap felt harder than it should of had. I looked at her.well,she was a TALKING MINIATURE HORSE. "GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME!!" I screamed. Them i noticed something. I was a TALKING MINIATURE HORSE. I screamed. To loudly. Cause maybe a minute after around seventy TMHs with spears surrounded us.
Among them was one with a blue maine. Me and greed chuckled. "You know,dying you'r hair's for girls." He said. One of them hurled their spear at his neck. He made his ultimate shield form around his whole body. The pony or whatever it was stepped back in fright. "That wasn't very nice." Greed said.he started walking towards the pony,it took me,Armstrong,Alphonse,Hoenhiem,and Riza to hold him back. "This is the part where you start running." Greed said grinning.
The pony greed insulted shot him with something and he fainted. I chuckled. Then he shot everyone else. I hid behind alphonse like a wuss. The gaurds shot at him several times but it did nothing. Then one of the gaurds used chains to bind his legs together. Them one of the gaurds shot me.
I sprinted through the hall ways and soon had father in my sights,"hey Father!" He turned around,I shot him,but the bullet bounced off His shield. He sprinted towards me,gabbed my helmet,and slammed my head in to the ground.okay okay,I'm getting ahead of myself,Im Commander Mech.And i am a dimension lord.like time lords,but better,way better.during a battle with father in central a random portal opened up and sent us into another dimension.
By us,I mean alphonse Elric,Edward Elric,roy mustang,greed,Alex louis Armstrong,Izumi Curtis, Riza Hawkeye,father,lan fan,and may
Okay now that you'r up to speed,i can tell you what happened first.
I was thrown against a tree and the others landed in bushes and shrubs and stuff like that. Those portals hate me,I think they're EVIL. I looked around and saw TALKING MINIATURE HORSES.I did what any guy would of done,I fainted like an idiot.
