Pokemon Trainer In Equestria

Chapter 13

The three of us flew to the ruined castle with haste, still levitating the bear’s corpse. At one point in the flight, Espeon levitated the thing above my head on accident and allowed some blood to drip onto my head. This annoyed me greatly, and I gave a swift smack upside Espeon’s head in order to show my displeasure. She almost dropped our prize but immediately recovered it. It was a good thing, too, because I would have had to smack her around some more for her mistakes.

We eventually made it to inside castle. I quite enjoyed the look of the place. Dank, dark, and a holder of many mysteries; the fact that it was all falling apart was of no concern to me. I settled my group inside the entry hall, and proceeded to gut and skin the animal and create a spit roast. The materials weren’t hard to find in the forest and it went a lot quicker since I had a full team of able Pokémon at my disposal.

Once we tied the corpse up to the spit, I had Arcanine quickly start the fire with a Flamethrower. Since the Pokémon’s fire is a lot hotter than your average fire at full power, the meat, although a bit overcooked, was done in close to a half an hour. The carnivorous Pokémon and I then proceeded to gorge ourselves in a violent feast, since we’ve been without meat in so long. It didn’t matter that the meat was overcooked and slightly hardened; meat was meat, and there was no way in hell that I was going to wait any longer.

After we had all finished stuffing ourselves, I sat back against a wall and patted my belly in delight. I then opened my eyes and looked around. Arcanine, Blastoise, Dragonite and even Espeon were in a similar state as I, relaxing after our rather savage feasting. Meanwhile, Riolu and Ditto, who refused to eat at this time, were sitting rather bored on the other side of the room.

My eyes then rested on the mess that we were all so obsessed with not too long ago. Skin, bones, some blood splatters here and there, the pile of organs and such were all there around the spit. I sighed as I stood up and approached the mess, while the others watched what I was doing.

“This is going to start smelling real bad soon. Espeon, come here.” I ordered. She calmly stood up and approached me. I cast a glare down to her and ordered her to use her telekinetic abilities to clean up the gore strewn about and toss it all into the ravine located outside of the castle. Within minutes, the entire mess was cleaned up. Watching Espeon toss several body parts and stuff down the ravine was pretty funny to watch for some odd reason, and once all of that was done we returned to our positions inside the castle, where I would think about what I would do next.

“Hmm… Well, we could go rob some place and do some pillaging…” I voiced to the group that was now sitting around me as I sat with my back to the wall and my arms over my knees. “But… I’m not so certain we should. I mean, we are obviously powerful enough to strike bigger than that. Maybe we should just head straight for the throne, by taking down Celestia and Luna…” I said, smirking at the thought of me ruling over a bunch of disgustingly colorful ponies. Before I could continue on that thought, I heard a voice.

“So, you think you can defeat me and my sister in battle?” A voice said to the side of my. I simply turned my head with a cold smirk on my face, already knowing who it was.

“As a matter of fact, ‘princess’, I think I could easily take you down. I said as I took in the sight of Celestia, and the 6 ponies from before, all glaring at me, except for Fluttershy, who was visibly shaking by the mere sight of me. I quickly stood up on my feet and ran to the center of the room, with my Pokémon following close behind. It was there that I turned around and stared at the group before me.

“It seems that Discord really did a number on you, Jordan. I’m quite surprised that he was even able to turn your Pokémon over. Tell me, how is it that they still listen to what you say to them?” She said with no emotion in her voice.

“Well, Celestia, I think it’s because of Discord’s magic taking away their free will or some shit, but enough about that. How did you know I would be here?” I asked her in irritation. I heard her snort in bemusement at my somewhat vulgar language, which prompted me to try and cuss a bit more around her.

“It’s very simple. I can feel that wretched chaotic energy that the gem on your arm is emitting. Now let me ask you something; do you really feel nothing for the pain you’ve caused others? Goodness, you nearly murdered poor Fluttershy, just for standing up for her friend! How can you even consider yourself anything but a monster?” She asked me with a shake of her head, as Fluttershy ducked behind her friends in shame.

I spat on the floor in discontent at her wording. “I’m a monster, then? Gee, I’m hurt, Celestia; here I thought we were friends. I guess I was wrong to think that a bitch like you could-“ I was silenced as a hoof slammed to the floor, cracking it. I looked back to see that it was obviously Celestia who did it.

“While you are under the effects of Discord, you will not refer to me as a ‘friend’! You will bow down and show your respect and pray that I will show mercy to you, tainted human!” She hollered at a deafening level of loudness. I put a scowl on my face as I stuck a finger in my ear in false hopes of ceasing the ringing.

After I did that, I put on a manic smile and beckoned her with both arms. “Well then, if you think you can rule me, ‘Princess’, go ahead and try to make me bow for you!” I then gestured to the Pokémon. “Ditto, transform into the Princess, and relay her important genetic information to the others.” I said, causing the Princess’s eyes to widen in shock.

In no time at all, there was a complete copy of Celestia, flowing mane and all, standing beside me. The only difference was that the colors of her body were dark grey. Reflecting my attitude, Ditto grinned evilly and turned to its fellow Pokémon and began using Celestia’s telepathic abilities to speak to the Pokémon’s minds. While this was happening, all of the ponies, save Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie, began to make their move. Applejack charged from the ground while Celestia and Rainbow took to the sky.  Several beams began firing from the unicorn and Celestia seemed to cast some sort of spell over the ponies, in which I didn’t know the effects of.

“Espeon, catch the winged ones in your telekinetic grasp!” I ordered. Espeon’s orb glowed a soft grey aura and attempted to do as I asked, however something had gone wrong. It was then that I realized that Celestia foresaw this action and the spell she casted was a counter-measure. “Oh, fuck me…” I said in irritation. Right before the charging ponies reached me, Arcanine quickly jumped in the way and took the bombardment of attacks for me. I stood there in surprise for a moment, before grinning. “Haha, good job, slave!” I called.

The ponies realized that they had the wrong target and relented, taking a stance. “Tsk! Such disrespect for them… Indeed, Discord truly has changed you.” Celestia said sadly before charging up another spell. The beams that Twilight sent all were blocked by Arcanine as well, and he seemed about ready to collapse to the ground.

“Arcanine, Extreme Speed on Twilight! Ditto, copy Celestia’s spell from earlier! Blastoise, Hydro Pump on everyone that is close up! Dragonite, let me ride you in the air to avoid ground attacks! And the rest of you, just do what you feel is best, I don’t care!”

At once, shit had hit the fan. Twilight was smacked into a wall by Arcanine and rendered dazed. Several ponies, including the Princess, were all floored by the intense jets of water from Blastoise. I felt a strange presence for a moment that dissipated as quickly as it appeared. I had figured that this was Ditto, or preferably, my pet Celestia clone doing what I ordered it to. Dragonite bent down and allowed me to hop onto his back, and quickly took to the sky, where I could get a better view at the chaos going on below. Riolu had gone straight for Applejack after she’d gotten blown away from the water, and Espeon, ironically, went for Celestia. Since her telekinesis wouldn’t work, she opted to hit the princess with an iron tail, which skidded her on the floor a bit, but recovered and stood up in anger.

She quickly charged up her horn and sent a golden beam straight at me. Before it could hit Dragonite and I, I quickly thought of something. “Ditto, use the same move to counter it!” I called. The dark grey alicorn clone took flight in front of us and did so, allowing the two beams to clash in the middle. Unfortunately, Ditto was not quite at Celestia’s level in power, so it was quickly losing the struggle.

“Dragonite, move over a bit and use Hyper Beam on Celestia!” I yelled. Once Dragonite had done this, Ditto’s struggling had ended and Celestia was sent flying into a wall by the two beams colliding and exploding right in her face. I was starting to get really excited over this mayhem. So much power at my hands, so much I can do to make lives miserable. I decided to check the rest of the fighting, as I had nothing better to do as Dragonite needed time to recharge.

Twilight was being double teamed by Espeon and Arcanine. Espeon was continuously using iron tail, and Arcanine was using flamethrower on her. With her skills in teleporting, however, she was easily dodging all of these attacks, and even occasionally countering with a magical beam. She did this once more to Arcanine, who just couldn’t seem to take any more of this treatment and fainted on the spot. I was angered by him, but not surprised, as he took quite a beating from earlier.

Riolu was holding up easy as he was facing off against Applejack. Force Palming, Quick Attacking, and clever use of the counter attack move, it was apparent that the pony’s simple bucking and kicking were not very effective. It seemed obvious that Riolu had this battle in the bag, until the cowpony somehow rapped a lasso around him and whirled him into a wall. I supposed that the mare wasn’t as dumb as I’d thought.

Rainbow seemed to be flying circles around Blastoise. He would aim a Hydro Pump at her, and she’d easily just dodge the attack. This seemed to be a stalemate however, as whenever she would attack with a flying buck or something; the large turtle would be unaffected due to his tough exterior. Soon enough, however, Rainbow got distracted by something and that gave Blastoise the perfect edge on her. With a blast of water, Rainbow was knocked down and out.

After witnessing what happened to Rainbow, I saw that Celestia had recovered, and she was NOT happy. In an instant, she teleported in front of us, turned around, and bucked Dragonite in the chest, slightly winding him. I scowled. “Hey, Dragonite! I just realized! She’s got wings, so she’s a flying type; use Thunder on this bitch!” I yelled with a large, hopefully sadistic grin.

Dragonite quickly recovered and complied, causing Celestia’s eyes to widen in shock and worry. Most of the roof had been missing on this castle, so this was pulled off without a hitch. Sending a large thunderbolt to the heavens above, it quickly came back down and struck her with enormous power. I felt rather lucky that this move hit her. The move usually has very low accuracy, so you can never tell if it will be successful or not, but I digress.

Celestia had taken the hit and was sent hurdling to the ground. With a crash and a shower of dust flying up, it was easy to tell that the Princess, Goddess and immortal ruler, was taken down. ‘Heh, those flying types… They just never seem to catch a break from electricity… Except Emolga. Fuck that little shit.’

All the ponies present stopped and looked in horror at what happened to the Princess.

“NO!” Twilight shouted in horror. All the fighting had ceased for the time being, much to my displeasure. Twilight galloped over to the Princess in worry. She stood next to the Princess, about to check vitals I would assume.

“What the hell are you all doing?! Get back to fighti-“ I shouted, but was interrupted.

“S-Stop! Just stop it!” I looked over to who had said that, only to find Pinkie galloping towards me. She soon came to a stop right below me and continued. “Why are you doing this, Jordan?! We’re your friends! F-friends just don’t do these things to each other…” She said. I felt like toying with the pathetic pony, and quietly told Dragonite to descend back to the ground so I could meet her face to face.

“Pinkie, that’s not our Jordan, remember? Discord did somethin’ to him and now he just isn’t himself anymore.” Applejack said from across the room. At this point, everypony had stopped what they were doing and watched Pinkie Pie in wonder, except for Celestia, who was still on the ground with her head in the dust.

“Sh-she’s right, darling. Right now, it is that gem on him that is acting, not him.” Rarity said, still standing next to Fluttershy, who was still a cowering mess.

‘I honestly don’t know why these ponies even bother with their ‘feelings’ and whatnot. Treating each other with kindness, depending on friendship, being honest… It makes me fucking sick for how pointless it all is. I mean, look at Celestia here. She has so much power over these ponies apparently, and what does she do? She treats them all with kindness, patience, and love, when she could easily be ruling them with an iron fist to get whatever she wants. Who needs those positive feelings, anyway? All I need is the balls to keep pushing until I get what I want. Looking at their ruler eating shit on the ground in front of me, I’m not surprised that it was so easy to take her down. Her methods of ruling are just one big joke.’

As I was thinking about the pathetic site before me, I came to a landing in front of Pinkie Pie. With a false look of regret on my face, I knelt in front of her and spoke in a soft, seemingly caring voice. “Pinkie… I’m sorry… I’m so, so sorry…” I said as I threw my arms around her in a hug, which shocked everyone in the room.

“A-are you really?” Pinkie said with hope as she wrapped her hooves gently around me. Feeling her soft hooves and her sobbing into my chest almost made me think twice for what I was about to do. Almost.

*POV CHANGE – THIRD PERSON*

“I am, Pinkie; I’m sorry… That you’re such a damn idiot.” Pinkie was shocked and mortified before anything had even happened. Immediately, Jordan released his hug and slammed his knee into Pinkie’s stomach, causing her to fall into a coughing fit. Before long, Jordan grasped Pinkie by the mane and held her high in the air by it.

“Pff-Hahahaha! I can’t believe you fell for that, you stupid cunt! Now look at you… This is exactly why friendship is a fucking joke!” Jordan hollered in ecstasy.

Most of the ponies that were still capable immediately tried to intervene and save Pinkie, but were cut off by the still up-and-well Pokémon, engaging into a fight once again. Jordan continued to laugh and mock their ways as Blastoise, Dragonite, Ditto-turned-Celestia, and Espeon worked together to wear down the ponies, to which actually did happen in not too much time. However, even though the ponies were worn down, the Pokémon weren’t holding up too well either. By the time Jordan was getting slightly bored, most of his Pokémon were taking knees and such to catch a breather, and the ponies were all beaten down, but still conscious – except for Celestia and Rainbow Dash.

There were only two ponies left standing; one of them not knowing at all what to do, and one that was seething in rage and hatred for the horrid creature that was harming her friends.

As Jordan opened his eyes and was about to cast the crying pink pony down, he didn’t see the pink and yellow blur flying at an incredible speed right at him.

*POV CHANGE – JORDAN*

I opened my eyes once I was done with my hysterics, ready to teach this pony a lesson for being such a retard. Before I could act, however, I was immediately slammed off of my feet by something. Floored, I looked up to see who was stupid enough to do such a thing to me, and to my surprise, it was the pony I strangled before; Fluttershy.

I hopped back up to my feet. “You’re going to regret tha-“ I couldn’t finish my sentence as Fluttershy zoomed up to me with complete rage in her eyes and began slamming her hooves into me mercilessly. I was forced to back up as this torrent of blows would not cease. Soon enough I was backed into a wall. I opened my eyes in fury to see nothing but a hoof in my face.

*SLAM!* My head was smacked into a wall and I held it in my arms, dazed. Before I could do much else, I received a another hoof to my side, which sent me sprawled onto the floor. I tried to call out to my Pokémon for assistance, but with this flurry of punches and kicks, I couldn’t so much as breathe.

Fluttershy stood atop me, looking down at me with nothing but hatred. I scowled in anger. “See? You… *Cough* were completely useless… Until someone pushed you over the edge… Now look at yourself and tell me that you aren’t a bit tougher. Friendship is a-“ I was, yet again, interrupted by a hoof smacking into my face; then another, and another, and another. I felt myself beginning to lose consciousness as Fluttershy’s onslaught continued.

I cracked an eye open to see Fluttershy reeling her hoof back, about to deliver a final blow. “FLUTTERSHY, STOP IT!” Pinkie yelled out in fear. I was too out of it to wonder why she was standing up for me, so I just laid there staring up at the pink haired menace, who was now looking innocently over at Pinkie Pie.

“You’re going to hurt him too badly! We need to get that gem out of his arm before we lose our chance to get our friend back!” Pinkie shouted to her.

“Oh… Umm… Okay.” She said, looking to the jewel on my arm. She poked it tenderly, seemingly over her tantrum. She didn’t seem to know that I was still awake though, and as I was getting my senses back, I chose to take advantage of this. I slowly raised an arm for Fluttershy’s neck. I wasn’t back 100%, so I couldn’t concentrate. Right as I was about to get my hand close enough, Fluttershy instantly looked back at me with her fury-filled eyes from before, and slammed her back hoof down onto my arm, and then a front hoof to my face again. I mumbled in pain from this.

“Move again and I’ll really make you sorry.” She spoke to me coldly. ‘Damn this pony is pissed… I need to… Ugh… Get her off of me... Before she…’ I really couldn’t finish my thought further.

She turned back to the gem and was about to poke it again, before Twilight stumbled over to us. “H-hold on Fluttershy. Let me try…” Fluttershy glared at me once more, but got off of me. Meanwhile, Twilight’s horn flared up and an aura surrounded Discord’s gift. All of a sudden, I began to feel a horrible, shocking pain rush throughout my body, just like last time.

I figured Twilight was trying to yank the thing out of my body. This was excruciatingly painful, as the gem seemed to have a mind of its own and was fighting to hold on. Even in my dazed and confused state, I couldn’t help but yell out in pain.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” I yelled, gaining the attention from the others in the room. Even Celestia seemed to be coming back to reality and was seeing what was happening.

I began struggling and flailing to move, but was stopped as Celestia quickly teleported over and held me down with her own magic. So I was just stuck there, with nothing to do but to endure the horrid pain that this purple bitch was putting me through.

However, the escalating pain was soon becoming too much for me to handle, and I soon passed out from it. Right before I passed out, however, I noticed that the purple gem that was once in me, was now floating above me, coated in my blood. Another thing I noticed was the jagged spikes coming off of it, coursing with electricity. As my color seemed to be returning to me, I realized that the thing was growing inside of me, trying to take over. This was the last thing running through my jarred mind before I fell unconscious.