Speednut - Origins

Where, What, Why, How, AHHHHHHHHH!

Authors Note! These were my true thoughts during my time passed out! No really they were!

I open my eyes and roll onto my back looking into the blue sky, it really is a nice day, then it dawns on me I had just crashed Yam Yam! I had to see her terrible thoughts racing through my head "was she ok!?." "Can she be fixed!?" "The HEL Brake lines and Termignoni system best not be fucked!", I roll on my side tried to lift myself onto my feet but collapse, pain surging through my body I hit the lush grass and think dam this is comfy........... i blackout again!

YET AGAIN I wake up in a new place this time I was inside but unable to move so i do the next best thing any biker would do yell! "NURSE WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE! WHY ISN'T SHE NEXT TO ME! I HAVE TO SEE HER!" Within 30 seconds a light brown creature appears then a white one appears soon after "WOW!" I exclaim "Doc these meds are the shit! I'm seeing pastel coloured Horseies!" Much to the Butterscotch coloured doctors disapproval he corrects and questions me

"Sir could you please refrain from the profanities you cursed earlier we have young Fillies in the ward, I'm not a 'Horseie' I am a Pony, and what is a bike?" Now most people would pick up on the Pony thing but I didn't well not straight away

"My bike the Cyan coloured Yamaha YZF R6 with the rainbow effect on the front cowl and tail can't miss it where is, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY PONY!?"

"SIR!?" The Doctor shouted "I will fine you one Bit if you continue to use profanities like that, yes I did say Pony, I am a pony, you are a Pony the nurse is a Pony, we all are here in Ponyville, amnesia is common after a crash like yours, the nurse has refilled you sedatives now relax and get some sleep you look like hell so you need it."

I fall into a deep sleep.............2days later

Same room, same ceiling YAY! I haven't moved! I look down at my arm to my horror it's not there but has been replaced with a Pure White fingerless appendage, scared I check the rest of me unable to realise the searing pain, feet gone, hands gone, holy heck I'm a freaking Horse! Panicked I do what is natural................. Yell! "NURSE!" Again to be greeted by the same two Ponies the Doc calls out in a less than impressed tone

"What now!?"

"Doc!" I say terrified "Doc your right I'm a Pony!"

Another Voice appears from outside the room

"You’re an Alicorn to be precise" the well-spoken female voice calls out while entering the room "just like me. Hello I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle I found you unconscious just outside of Sweet Apple Acres and bought you here my friends and I have been keeping watch over you, while you were out."

For once I couldn't even talk not even swear! All I could do was sit with a open jaw.

For a few moments a awkward silence loomed over the room only to be broken by the Doctor "sir you are free to leave with the Princess at any time. over too you m'lady"

"Thank you Doctor Whooves, Twilight is fine thank you." The Purple princess chuckled

As the doctor left the room "Come on then you were off to the Library for a chat."

Still speechless I comply with the royals command.

Authors Note, weird huh yes I thought that while KO'd, thanks for asking btw I was fine; Broken leg, arm, knee, partially lost my sight in right eye due to bike impact and 5 broken ribs and a rather sore nose. Other than that I was fine. ON WITH THE STORY!