Shadow of Equestria

Most of the time as you all know it is light that is good, and darkness that is evil. However that is not always the case. My name is Trenton Font, and I am the controller of darkness and shadows. My arch nemesis who is named John Fergusson controls light. However he is hell bent on taking over earth while I stop him every time. Now if you'll excuse me I'm kicking his ass right now and can't afford to get distracted.

            As I finished my thought a punch sent me flying straight through a solid brick wall. " God damn that hurt." I said in my demonic voice. Climbing out of the rubble I catch his lunging form and smash him into the ground. My shadowy arm turns into a giant spike as I stab him in the chest sending white blood everywhere. The darkness then started to spread out on him. Feeling the pain and beginning to die he goes to a suprising last resort. He does the same to me instead of running. The energy created caused electronic 800 kilometers away to get effected shutting them off by blowing circuits. the area around us ripped causing the light and darkness to merge sending us down a long tunnel. We seperate and our forms of shadows and light burn off revealing me a 19 year old boy ,and a 34 year old man in a lab coat. Our skin and bones fly off our bodies only to be painfully reformed as we passed out.

                 Waking up in a forest I look around and see he scurried off. Not wanting to stay in this area TOO long I decide to choose a direction. Choosing my favorite minecraft quote I hurriedly say "Ennie Meeni Minni MO Catch A Ghast by the tentacle. If it cries let it go. Run like hell hes shooting yo ass." Laughing a bit at my words I walk in the direction i chose. Realizing 30 minutes later I was getting nowhere I decide to just randomly teleport to the nearest source of shadowy energy. I find myself in a darkened room with a giant sleeping pony with a horn and wings that is blue with a moon on it's ass. Instantly teleporting back I realized how stupid I was at the moment. Teleporting around the FOREST I came across light.

                  Walking into a clearing I came across a cottage with African looking masks around. I looked around then noticed fur. Looking down I saw I had hooves."Damn. No wonder I was hurt." I says realizing what happened in the tunnel. I walked up to the door and knocked. As it opened I saw a zebra looking at me and with a suprised look says

" I did not know such darkness could be here i'm starting to think that a new evil is near.

"Yes,but not the darkness this time light is evil." I say startling her.

" Ah so the one who visited me before wanted me dead, now I start to understand your dread." She says continuing her rhymes.

"Ok can you please stop rhyming i'm getting a headache." I plead her.

"Fine I will stop for now but only this time since it makes my mouth taste foul". The zebra says torturing me with one last rhyme." My name is Zecora. Who are you,and where are you from?" She asks interested.

" My name is Trenton,and I come from Earth." I answered slightly braggy.

"Earth? That is a place I have not heard of before." She says in an accent which I couldn't quite place.

" Well can you at least show me to the nearest town so I can find a way back?" I ask with sincerity.

" Yes I will take you to ponyville then my friend." She says starting to rhyme again. We walked for at least an hour before exiting the forest." This is as far as I go. Ask Twilight Sparkle how you'll get home she's sure to know." Zecora says with one last rhyme before walking back into the forest.

                 I walked to the town with some odd looks at my ass before realizing something was on there. Not wanting to look yet i walked to a local." Do you know where a miss Twilight Sparkle is?" I ask a cyan pony with wing and rainbow mane.

"Yea over at the library. Who wants to know?" She asks like she was a cop and I a suspect.

" I just need to ask for directions and was told she was the best to ask." I answered truthfully.

" Applejack come here I can't tell if this loser is lying." She calls to a pony that was tan with 3 apples on her ass with blonde hair and a hat on that walks walks towards us.

" What in tarnation is this about Rainbow Dash?" She asks the cyan pegasus who i guess is Rainbow Dash annoyed.

" This guy wants to see Twilight." Rainbow Dash answers back.

" Alright repeat what you said." Applejack told me.

I repeated what I said to Rainbow Dash to her.

" He's telling the truth alright." She tells Rainbow Dash as if approving me. Rainbow Dash points to a tree and I walk to it. I went inside to see a purple pony with a horn reshelving books.

(This might be easier than I thought). I  think to myself before a figure jumped me from the side.Looking up i saw my worst enemy still in his labcoat. Sending a powerful punch to his face I knocked him off causing enough noise for her to look at me, and his asses.

"What the? you have the same cutiemark shapes as me?" She asks out loud.

Looking at my ass then hers I saw me and HIM had the same cutiemark as hers except his white and mine black instead of purple. Taking the opportunity of finishing looking first I sock him then throw him outside.

                         Before I could reach him though he turned to his evil light form. Ponies screamed as he grabbed big objects throwing them at me as I dodged every one. Then I land in shadows and teleport to the shadows behind him by falling into the ground then up onto the ground behind him. Pulling out a shadow ball i hit the only piece of skin not changed. It went through his body, and in a shriek of blood I realized I killed his living form leaving only him in control of the light with no regular body . Running away like a coward he escapes leaving me smiling at his defeat. Well today is going along perfectly. I didn't even have to use my shadow form. I walk up to Twilight beaming a smile. "I need some directions........ to the nearest dark crystal cavern. I'm staying in this world for a while." I say giddily.