Johnny Spurs and A-hole Cat

Meet Johnny Spurs. He's an odd-jobs type living out of Appleoosa. He lives with his pet/partner-at-work Asshole Cat. Yes, that's his name. And this is the crap they get up to.

Johnny Spurs just wants to have a normal life where people pay him to do stuff and he gets to eat sleep and drink without worry. Asshole Cat just wants to be fed and left alone. They make a decent enough pair.

Then, some brilliant individual decides it'd be a great idea to send these two lunatics out into the wide wide world of Equestria to search for treasure. Or something.

Neither of them was really paying attention.

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...and Asshole Cat 2013-09-20 00:29:57 UTC
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...and Shotgun Gallop 2013-09-20 00:31:05 UTC
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...and Twilight Sparkle 2013-09-20 00:33:33 UTC
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...and Derpy Hooves 2013-09-24 01:22:36 UTC
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...and Professor Bitton 2013-10-31 07:23:54 UTC
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Ditzy Do and Johnny Spurs (Part 1) 2014-01-11 03:20:30 UTC
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