The Adventures of Colt McSpy

McSpy rushed out to a taxi and gave the driver the directions. The taxi stopped near the factory, dropped off McSpy and left. McSpy crawled to a nearby hill to observe the building surroundings. There were convoys behind the building. Only two guards stood at the entrance. McSpy sneaked down to the side of the building.

“Psst, hey!” McSpy whispered to lure a guard from his post.

A guard walked down to the corner of the building. As he turned the corner, a switch blade came down upon the top of his head. He fell to the ground, dead. McSpy then started to dress in the guards outfit.

“Hey Jim,” A pony guard whispered anxiously, “You okay?”

He turned the corner and saw McSpy dressed as the guard.

“Wait, you’re not Ji-,” The other guard was interrupted by McSpy slitting the throat of the pony.

McSpy walked into the entrance of the building. He saw dozens of mercenaries walking about and some ponies in lab coats. He saw a huge cannon looking machine that had a tube connecting to a glass container that held a sleeping Princess Luna, and another tube that connected to a glass case that held the Alicorn Amulet in it. McSpy looked around so Gadget could see.

“There’s the princess,” Gadget said, “I’m going to hack the security cameras, so I can better assist you if you get in trouble.”

McSpy continued to walk around. This was a three story building. Oil barrels were everywhere, giving McSpy an idea. He took the leftover gum and chewed it. While walking around he stuck mini charges on the barrel using the gum to hold up the charges. He got to the third floor, when suddenly a light blue pegasus stallion with a wavy dark blue mane, and green eyes walked to a balcony. He was wearing a lab coat too.

“My friends, ponies, comrades,” He continued, “As your leader I, Dr. Aqua, would like to proudly announce that the time is almost here, because of my offer being refused, we will launch our plan to flood the planet!” He paused and let the crowd of ponies cheer, “But we have a small problem; a spy has infiltrated the base and I command you to find and capture this pony.”

He walked away, leaving a bunch of clueless ponies that were chattering amongst themselves. Then they resumed back to what they were doing.

A pony guard called a distance behind McSpy, he jumped a little, “Hey you, I need to see your identity!” She said as she held out a hoof.

“Oh, I guess I must have left it in my other pa-,” McSpy stopped then took out his switch blade and stabbed the pony in her outstretched arm.

“The spy is over here!” The guard yelled in agony.

McSpy punched the mare in the face and threw her over the railing. More guards approached. McSpy galloped into the crowd. He stabbed one in the neck and threw the body at another guard. He slit another’s throat and shoved the body over the railing. A third died by McSpy dodging an oncoming hoof to the face and then backstabbed the guard. The guards kept coming, and McSpy knew he couldn’t take them all, so he put the blade in his left hoof and grabbed out his pistol. He shot a few rounds into the crowd. A couple bodies dropped to the floor, but McSpy couldn’t kill them all, the guards surrounded him. All the spy could do is stab and shoot a couple more rounds, while the guards overwhelmed him. They knocked him out.

“McSpy? McSpy!” Gadget was yelling through the mic.