snarky necromancer in equestria

I woke back up an hour later, felling quite sick. " God what a fucked up dream," I mutter remembering that yellow horse thing. I look around and realize that I wasn't in the Order' s torture room. Well there was no possibility that I was in a yellow horse things house.

"Hello.... Are you awake?"

I froze at the sound off the feminine voice. I jump up, already healed and looked around. It was sitting on a chair at the other side of the room. "Holy Shit you're real. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck! What am I doing here? Who are you? What are you? I gonna freak the fuck out. Holy Shi..." I had to stop ranting then because it screamed. Loud.

" Help Help he's advancing on me oh celestia. Help!! Rape!" That stoped me

"Wait,what? No, no, that isn't what's happening! " I was suddenly tackled by a cyan streak.

" Fluttershy are you alright? "The cyan..thing asked with a raspy voice, but it sounded female.

"Get the fuck off me, you stupid horse thing!" I shout.

"Wait he can talk?"the cyan one ask.

Then she,( I think it's a she) started punching my face." Ow,Ow,Ow,Ow,Ow,Ow,fuck,ow,ow,ow,ow,God damnint,ow, ow,ow,ow all,ow,right, that,ow,enough." When she pulled back this time, I mumbled a spell that made my hands colder than the arctic. When her punch followed through I caught her punch and I cloud here her scream then I heard her gasp for another reason. My face was already healed, and it scared her. It just made me laugh.

"But...but I know I hit you, I felt bones break, your mouth was bleeding, and I saw teeth break."Then rainbowed haired horse thing was the covered in a lavender light.

"Rainbow Dash get off it." Said a new voice also female

"But he was gonna rape shy!"

"No I wasn't."

"Wait.He?" The new voice asked

"I may have checked..."

"Wait you went and looked at my junk?" I ask

"Shut up!"said rainbow dash

" Fuck You, No!"

"Buck You!"

"Fuck you"

"Buck You"

"Fuck You"

"Enough, both of you!" the other voice said

I look over at the new voice and see a lavender unicorn with dark purple hair, with a two light stripes in it."And just who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?"

"My name is twilight sparkle, personal student of princess celestia, and as of right now I am the one who decides if your dangerous or not."

"Question! "

"Are you a horse?"

"Really?"

"What?"

"Well, technically I'm a unicorn,  but we are all ponies.Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are pegasi, and my other friends are earth ponies, they don't have horns or wings."

"Oh ok, well that's decided. "

"What is?"

"I'm slaughtering the entire fucking Order!"

"What? You actually are dangerous? "

"Hahahahahahah, you have no fucking idea."